Xur is a damn troll, cryptarch too (Destiny)

by Revenant1988 , How do I forum?, Friday, October 03, 2014, 04:43 (3503 days ago)

TL;DR

Xur has helmet I no like. I roll dice on exotic engram instead. I get same helmet I no like.

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"Hey Xur, what to you have this week?"

"Hey Rev, I've got this Helmet for your titan you may like"

"Nah. That helmet looks like shit. It's dented and has a large wire brush bolted to it. You probably made this for like, 10 spin metal. What else ya got?"

"Well, I have an exotic helmet engram, it could be....anything"

"How much?"

"23 motes of light."

"Sold."

"Enjoy you're helmet, you ungrateful piece of shit"

**30 Seconds later**

"Yo, Cryptarch, can you decode this exotic helmet engram?"

"Sure thing- and I PROMISE it will be something exotic, and unexpected....aha...ahahaha!"

"You Ok?"

"Yeah sorry I don't usually do that until you leave. Here ya go. OOOH! What a nifty helmet! it looks like it's pre-owned and has a wonderful brush on the top of it so you can scrub that dirty feeling off you that you can't quite explain whenever you talk to me"

"........."

"No matter how hard you scrub, you'll never, be clean. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"