Tell your Legends! (Destiny)
This game is about the "stories" that we tell of how we got our gear, I guess? SO what are your stories? Mine are all pretty depressing:
The Legend of the Unwilling Soul: After countless (read: At least 50) PvP matches of dubious purpose and intent, I finally earned enough reputation with Dead Orbit, *and* enough Marks of the Crucible, to purchase an "Unwilling Soul" autorifle. Willing or not, I bought it, took it into the field, and discovered that it was complete garbage. This legendary object now lurks in the depths of my vault, hoping for the day it gets some sort of massive buff, such that you can actually hit the thing you're aiming at when you use it.
The Legend of My Only Legendary Spaceship: I preordered the digital collector's edition. And this ship appeared. Yup. I guess downloading the patches could be described as taking a "legendary" amount of time.
The Legend of the Apocalaphage Symbiote (spelling?): After performing many "heroic" deeds in nightfall and weekly strikes (heroic is in quotes, because really I just hid behind some crates, or under a platform, or wherever else I could hide, depending on the strike), I earned a small fortune in strange coins. I then spent far too long looking around the tower for Xur, at which point I bought this Exotic helm. "But why is it Exotic, daddy? Doesn't everyone have one? Doesn't that make it common?" Son, you ask too many damn questions.
The Legend of the Black Garden: "We've heard the legends." No we goddamn haven't, you lying little light.
The Legend of Destiny's Plot: "I could tell you the stories..." PLEASE TELL ME THE STORIES!!! OMG I WANT TO HEAR THEM!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE AND WHY DO I CARE??? "...but I won't." FUUUUUUUUU....
And here's the Legend I tell my friends the most often:
The Legend of my 77 Wizard which has "faster charge time" as an available upgrade: I got it as a PvP reward.
Seriously, that's the story I get asked for all the damn time. It's the story my friends tell each other. "Kahzgul got this awesome fusion rifle from PvP." Man is it a good story. Apparently they never get tired of hearing it. "Did you do anything special?" No. "Why haven't I gotten one?" Dunno. "How did you get it?" It just showed up at the end. I don't remember anything about the match because it wasn't special or remarkable in any way, other than I got a sweet gun at the end of it.
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Okay, post your amazing Legends here! I want to know the stories this game is all about!!!
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- Tell your Legends! -
Kahzgul,
2014-10-27, 14:23
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- Tell your Legends! - telemachus, 2014-10-27, 14:52
- the story of my Level 27 Hunter - unoudid, 2014-10-27, 14:56
- Tell your Legends! -
Ragashingo,
2014-10-27, 15:23
- Don't panic - I'm having plenty of fun playing the game -
Kahzgul,
2014-10-27, 16:06
- Don't panic - I'm having plenty of fun playing the game -
Ragashingo,
2014-10-27, 16:27
- Well played, well played.
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Kahzgul,
2014-10-27, 16:29
- Well played, well played.
- Don't panic - I'm having plenty of fun playing the game -
Ragashingo,
2014-10-27, 16:27
- Don't panic - I'm having plenty of fun playing the game -
Kahzgul,
2014-10-27, 16:06
- not so amazing... - Jabberwok, 2014-10-27, 15:45
- Tell your Legends! -
petetheduck,
2014-10-27, 16:24
- Tell your Legends! - Kermit, 2014-10-27, 17:07
- Tell your Legends! -
Anton P. Nym (aka Steve),
2014-10-27, 17:45
- Tell your Legends! - Durandal, 2014-10-28, 13:28