*bows humbly* (Destiny)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 15:46 (3695 days ago) @ Phoenix_9286

Being a Cynical Asshole is a tough job--you lose friends, people think less of you, a creeping depression follows and is sure to overtake you in your 40's. But it's easy to complain about anything. Don't bother searching through the good of your heart--we all have it--just hit the top layer and smother everything positive with realism and irrational immaturity.

I'm a good person, honestly. But I do have a lot of upsetting defenses to protect my vulnerabilities. Almost like that delightful Shrek character everyone seems to like.

Ok, well if you actually can switch back and forth, I guess I can suck it up.

I take it back!