Kinect: missed opportunity. (Destiny)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Tuesday, January 27, 2015, 17:17 (3832 days ago) @ scarab

What you say:

"Ghost: shard all those greens." and your inventory could have been cleaned in one command.

What it will do:

Ghost deletes all items in a slot OR deletes yellows OR deletes Ultra-Rare exotic gun called "All Those Greens". [Description: It'll help you grow big and strong!]

(by the way, it's technically dismantling. Sharding only refers to purps and golds.)

What you say:

"Ghost: invite fire-team or invite player to [fire-team | raid | crucible | nightfall | weekly]"

What it will do:

(in Siri voice) 'I'm sorry, but I do not understand that prompt.' OR 'Inviting name-that-wasn't-even-remotely-close-to 'Fistmybumole'.

What you say:

"Ghost: send voice msg (you get to send a 20 second "tweet", for example, "Crota's End: Normal Mode?" press (X) to end recording, (O) to cancel)"

What it will do:

See "Invite gamertag" above.

What you say to friends:

"Man, I'm so glad I'm almost at the end of this Triple-Burn Nightfall Strike! The boss is almost dead! Hey, as soon as I get this reward claim for five Gal-O-Horns, I'm gonna immediately go to the tower!"

What Kinect hears:

Ghost: go to Tower

What it will do:

Yank your ass right out of the strike. You were fireteam leader, so your friends are pulled too.

What you will do:

Throw your Kinect out the window and make a post contradicting this one.

You're not gonna like it either way, trust me. Just let it go.