Holy crap... I've seen the future! [OT] (Off-Topic)

by Claude Errera @, Tuesday, February 03, 2015, 16:06 (3584 days ago)

JJ is JP's love child?

by scarab @, Tuesday, February 03, 2015, 16:15 (3584 days ago) @ Claude Errera

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Could be...

by Claude Errera @, Tuesday, February 03, 2015, 16:31 (3584 days ago) @ scarab

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I've always seen...

by Leviathan ⌂, Hotel Zanzibar, Tuesday, February 03, 2015, 16:48 (3584 days ago) @ Claude Errera

...Ron Livingston and Justin Theroux.

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(These are the kind of forum posts where I wake up and think 'what the hell am I talking about on the Internet?')

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Aw Man, That IS Close...

by Morpheus @, High Charity, Tuesday, February 03, 2015, 17:10 (3584 days ago) @ Claude Errera

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....all the way to the year 2000?

by Schedonnardus, Texas, Wednesday, February 04, 2015, 08:09 (3583 days ago) @ Claude Errera

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Beware! Y2k! *NM*

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Wednesday, February 04, 2015, 10:13 (3583 days ago) @ Schedonnardus

January 1, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.

One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing

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