Holy crap... I've seen the future! [OT] (Off-Topic)
Tell me that pic of Jimmy Page isn't Jason Jones in 30 years...
JJ is JP's love child?
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Could be...
I've always seen...
...Ron Livingston and Justin Theroux.
(These are the kind of forum posts where I wake up and think 'what the hell am I talking about on the Internet?')
Aw Man, That IS Close...
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....all the way to the year 2000?
Beware! Y2k! *NM*
January 1, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing