Wait years feverishly for news. Have date set for announcement regarding news. Joyfully play Destiny for months while waiting for said news.

Then have Destiny give me a reward that reminds me of my anxious fever every time I see it.

Cruelly played, Bungie. Cruelly played.

Mayhap, the wait will soon be over? This long nightmare is almost at an end.

Oh sweet lord, I hope so.