It burns us, precious. I feel like I'm in 1997 again.

Complete with cheesy MIDI
by TTL Demag0gue
, Within the shadow of the Traveler, Monday, April 01, 2013, 06:21 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
Hah! It looks remarkably like my first website design (in 1997).
It needs a midi badly
Yesssssss
by NsU Soldier , Washington, Monday, April 01, 2013, 15:13 (4351 days ago) @ Jillybean
It needs a midi badly
The midi *choice* is also fantastic. ;)
This is web 3.0
by Sg
, East Coast, USA, Monday, April 01, 2013, 06:21 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
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DBO: Transcendent Web Design
by JDQuackers
, McMurray, PA, Monday, April 01, 2013, 06:30 (4351 days ago) @ Sg
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We've come full circle. Like a poem, it rhymes.
by Stephen Laughlin
, Long Beach, CA, Monday, April 01, 2013, 12:41 (4351 days ago) @ Sg
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More like 0.3
by Wouis Lu, Monday, April 01, 2013, 14:50 (4351 days ago) @ Sg
I'm old enough to remember that
More like 0.3
by ferrex, Monday, April 01, 2013, 20:01 (4351 days ago) @ Wouis Lu
Ah, the heady days when frameset tags and animated gifs were new.
They are exactly as I remember them.

Front Page (oh god why)
by Leisandir , Virginia, USA, Monday, April 01, 2013, 06:33 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
haha what is happening
Front Page/Forum IFrame Hybrid... So Awesome. <3
by Mercury, Chicago, IL, Monday, April 01, 2013, 06:36 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
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I laughed really hard, then cried :(
by Spawn , Monday, April 01, 2013, 06:52 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
Because that's how everything looked before this age. And I will cry in a few more years.

We have a front page?
by bluerunner , Music City, Monday, April 01, 2013, 07:24 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
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Front page is the best thing. Ever. Of all time.
by Beckx, Monday, April 01, 2013, 08:04 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
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Love the new logo
by Kermit , Raleigh, NC, Monday, April 01, 2013, 08:13 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
The cloud thingy with the "L" sticking out of it. It evokes so many of the same feelings for me that Destiny does--mystery, odd familiarity, a craving for cotton candy.
Love the new logo
by EnsnaredCadaver , The City, Monday, April 01, 2013, 08:27 (4351 days ago) @ Kermit
The cloud thingy with the "L" sticking out of it. It evokes so many of the same feelings for me that Destiny does--mystery, odd familiarity, a craving for cotton candy.
I assumed the new logo was a popcorn slurpie.
No, no, no
by CaneCutter , Alabama, Monday, April 01, 2013, 09:18 (4351 days ago) @ EnsnaredCadaver
The cloud thingy with the "L" sticking out of it. It evokes so many of the same feelings for me that Destiny does--mystery, odd familiarity, a craving for cotton candy.
I assumed the new logo was a popcorn slurpie.
Anybody with half a brain can see that this is all about the Snorks. And that Saturday morning cartoons are returning.
- CC Destiny now confirmed to have a player class of Snorks.

I could have sworn it was broccolli
by Mr Daax
, aka: SSG Daax, Monday, April 01, 2013, 10:26 (4351 days ago) @ CaneCutter
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Cauliflower...Broccoli ain't white :P
by Mid7night
, Rocket BSCHSHCSHSHCCHGGH!!!!!!, Monday, April 01, 2013, 11:15 (4351 days ago) @ Mr Daax
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You mean...they've been lying to me all this time!?!
by Mr Daax
, aka: SSG Daax, Monday, April 01, 2013, 11:28 (4351 days ago) @ Mid7night
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Those of sevens. An added benefit is that this logo can also be used for 7th Heaven fan club site.
Front Page (oh god why)
by firestream, Monday, April 01, 2013, 08:30 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
best website ever
Front Page (oh god why)
by CortanaV , Seattle, Monday, April 01, 2013, 08:38 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
Go to your room and review your life choices.

Front Page (oh god why)
by General Vagueness , The Vault of Sass, Monday, April 01, 2013, 08:44 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
edited by General Vagueness, Monday, April 01, 2013, 08:49
That's not all, if you look at the source...
<meta name="category" content="master destiny cheif, microsoft, playystation, games, videogames, toys, seven, 7, cool shit">
<meta content="Microsoft FrontPage 6.0" name="GENERATOR">
<meta content="FrontPage.Editor.Document" name="ProgId">
<noframes>
<body>
<p>i hate you and me and all of you. bye.</p>
</body>
</noframes>
apparently if you have frames disabled...
I have a question though, who is this person that did all this, or who is it supposed to be?

Front Page (oh god why)
by JDQuackers
, McMurray, PA, Monday, April 01, 2013, 09:20 (4351 days ago) @ General Vagueness
I have a question though, who is this person that did all this, or who is it supposed to be?
Well in the "Why listen to me?" section, it mentions his initials are MC. So... Miguel, maybe?

Front Page (oh god yes)
by SigbiasSilva , West Midlands, England, Monday, April 01, 2013, 09:01 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
I have a strange love for many things tacky. I'm enjoying this far too much.

Front Page (oh god why)
by Malagate , Sea of Tranquility, Monday, April 01, 2013, 09:08 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
The About Us is great.
~M
Front Page (oh god why)
by pooberry, Monday, April 01, 2013, 13:53 (4351 days ago) @ Malagate
WHY U NOSE BLED
DBO: Gangster's Paradise
by Kalamari , Waiting for Ghorn, FB, and BH, Monday, April 01, 2013, 09:23 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
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Now THIS is a website. The old one was just terrible in comparison. Way to improve things staff! :D

Front Page (oh god why)
by stabbim , Des Moines, IA, USA, Monday, April 01, 2013, 12:01 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
The "why me' page is epic:
"Wait up, examine, think about it. Evyerone else here is fainting thinkinf about it, but not me, no way. Cool as cucumber. I know Jason he sits with me in my dreams, tells me stories about Black Pirates. It's cool."
It's like someone found the lyrics to a lost Neutral Milk Hotel album.

Galleries
by TTL Demag0gue
, Within the shadow of the Traveler, Monday, April 01, 2013, 13:40 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
Aaaaaand, I just realized the prank has completely borked the directory structure to the Destiny art galleries.
*sigh*
Is it midnight yet? :)

This actually makes me miss the old internet...
by Leviathan , Hotel Zanzibar, Monday, April 01, 2013, 14:00 (4351 days ago) @ JDQuackers
Sure there was bad graphics, slow load times, and corny designs... but it felt like a friendly place full of actual content... Or perhaps it's just nostalgia talking.
(Also trying to understand why I'm apparently marked for death...)