Xur's junk... (Destiny)

by DiscipleN2k , Edmond, OK, Friday, April 10, 2015, 20:11 (3760 days ago) @ Funkmon

Dammit, Funkmon! Thanks to you*, I've now taken the time to consider what Xur's junk would actually look like.

If you're curious, I was leaning toward a many-tentacled inky black mass, like his face, as opposed to a single multi-articulated ethereal appendage. But then I started thinking about how the female organ might pair up with that and finally decided that Xur's race is actually hermaphroditic and it's just a tangle of male and female sex organs that all interlock during intercourse.

As a result, a dozen or so eggs could become fertilized in each participant and in the end, the couple doesn't just share in the act of copulation, but childbirth itself becomes a shared experience as well. When it's all said and done, you end up with a whole litter of adorable squid-faced monsters crawling about!

-Disciple

*It's Friday and a really slow day at work, so I guess that gets part of the blame, but it's more fun to blame Funkmon for everything :p