Thanks to the 360 crew who joined up for not just one, but two birthday raids! We managed to take down Crota and Atheon in no time at all. James had a great time, despite a stingy RNG.

Post-raid quotes from the birthday boy: "Those guys are really nice, and I'm glad we got to play with them."

And: "I can't believe they don't have a microwave!"

And: "Why does Up North live in a shed?"

And finally there was this one: "So, Dad, why did they say the next couple years are going to be so weird??"