Petetheduck is on vacation (Destiny)
And i dont know what to do with myself!!!!

*HUGE IMG*
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Fixed for readability on a non 4K display :)
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Woah, Jesus Hair!
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Woah, Jesus Hair!
Well, that's an improvement from the usual "Hobbit feet"

I thought ducks had swimmers...
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I thought ducks had swimmers...
Yeah, how do you think I got 2 kids?

Let's please not discuss the mating habits of ducks *NM*
Normal people don't want to know what duck penises and vaginas look like, nor do they want to hear about how rapey it is.

Let's please not discuss the mating habits of ducks *NM*
At first I laughed, because I have a vague idea of how nightmarish it is, but then I noticed it was you who posted it and I lost it.

Well that escalated quickly.
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It will never escalate as quickly as when you Google it
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I always wondered what your toes looked like
*in creepy redneck voice*