Does the oppressive heat and light of the day-star fill you with dread every morning? Do you long for the days of old when you basked in the soothing coastal rains? Have you an internet connection?

Then I present you with this.

May it be a balm to you in troubled times, as it has been for me.

(Best with full sound system, second best with headphones)

This.

That's pretty cool! Though I'm glad you can turn things off. I only want the wind and waves and stormy weather!

This is going to put me back to sleep at work