I also hate shanks and wish to blink strike them (Destiny)

by Durandal, Tuesday, June 02, 2015, 13:02 (3704 days ago) @ iconicbanana

It seems Variks knows my hunter too well.

Also, does anyone think of Aku when they hear him talk?

"Long ago in a distant orbit, I Variks, bionic master of Judgement, unleashed an unspeakable challenge to level 35s. But foolish guardians with magic weapons stepped forth to oppose me. After the final blow was struck I tore open a chest and flung the rewards inside. Now the foolish guardians search for keys to unlock the chest and undo the trolling that is house Judgement!"