So, playing IB with the DBO crew has it's perks, but it also has it's drawbacks.

One of which being Xenos reminding you of hard truths mid-action.

Me: oh man, I got like a killer spree going.

Xenos: great, you should be careful and get the 10 kills without dying bounty

Me: O_O

So I proceed to choke, again and again. I submit that I wil never accomplish a simple feat because I am "bad"

But then... The miracle happens.

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/padraig%20pr7me/video/3088688

toro, toro

Thanks to breitzen for believing in me.

P.S. Korny I know this clip isn't original or impressive, it was a fun moment for me. Can't I cry if I want to?

1. The guy is weirdly good with shotguns.
2. He loves bullfighting phrases.
3. He may or may not be "ethnic."

That being said, great job! When I try for that bounty, I'm never so aggressive. I hang back near a zone and just blast people who come around corners.

That was very fast. Anomaly is truly a great map for that bounty if you like using shotguns.

Also, the hell is your shotgun? That was some crazy range you had going there.

So CrazedOne was going for the same bounty. Our game had just started, we had excellent map positioning, and we had two crucial control points. We needed CrazedOne to hold the fort down for a little bit near B, but what were we told?

CrazedOne: I can't. I'm trying to get my ten kills without dying.

Translation: Screw the team!

We got stomped. I blame CrazedOne for all failures. Maybe we as a whole sucked. Maybe the other team was just really good. Maybe the sky is blue. Or maybe it's all CrazedOne's fault. I'm going with it all being CrazedOne's fault. It's the only logical explanation that makes any sense at all whatsoever.

Now if it had been you, Padraig, you would have done it just like you described, with people believing in you, and you would have pulled out the victory singlehandedly for us. But I suppose that's what happens when Padraig isn't around. Failure.

Yeah, Paddy came a little late last night, but it was still just in time to nail this incredible comeback game, which made all the spawning bullcrap and imaginary hit boxes WELL worthwhile.

And of course he made my day while fighting in the Prison of Elders:

In his regular bouts of passion, he goes "YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT! WELL, YOU'RE...uhh....um....NOT SHIT!"

Nailed it. Hope to see you on later, Paddy!

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In his regular bouts of passion, he goes "YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT! WELL, YOU'RE...uhh....um....NOT SHIT!"

Bwahahahahahahaha

I can totally hear him saying that.

Matador, schooled in the ancient art of bull fighting.

No wonder I was out-shot all the damn time by it. Seeing it through your view, everything makes sense now.

Now, there's a thing I never thought I'd say about seeing stuff through Paddy's view.