I get what it's talking about, the spam posts copy and pasting some sports article in Dutch or German, but what are you even saying?

All the kits he's linking are for current European champions (they each won their domestic leagues this year I think, and all three won the champion's league within the last five years). They're also 3 of probably the top 10 most popular. So really, I was telling him that not only is he spamming, he's being particularly obnoxious about it (unless you, oh reader mine, are a bandwagon fan of one of these teams, in which case I have nothing to say to you).

I"m guessing he's a bot, so talking to him won't do much.

I suggest going on alibaba. There are tens of vendors selling "authentic" jerseys for any team you can imagine. Can even customize name and number. Just don't count on quality or speed.