Xur has eternal warrior, alpha lupi, purifier robes, plan c (Destiny)
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Xur has eternal warrior, alpha lupi, purifier robes, plan c
Im excited! Purifier robes!!

Xur has eternal warrior, alpha lupi, purifier robes, plan c
Hurray for Purifier Robes!
Is Eternal Warrior anything special? I still haven't found my favorite Titan Loadout. EW is ugly as s*** but if it has some amazing perk I might throw down the coins.
Xur has eternal warrior, alpha lupi, purifier robes, plan c
Nothing special about it. Aesthetically I think its cool but I prefer the helm of inmost light with unstoppable. Rather than the Eternal warrior.

Only missing Plan C; cheap Xurday for me.
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Nice detail on Eternal Warrior
I noticed yesterday the model is different depending on your gender. Female Titans have a decidedly more female-looking creepy stone face than Male Titans. A nice touch, I think.

Nice detail on Eternal Warrior
I don't think I've seen the female version. Not that it's probably any less creepy. lol

Tower Hangar, past the jukebox
These threads would be a lot more useful if there was some actual information in them.
Eternal Warrior - Helmet, Titan
-Provides Unstoppable for Fist of Havoc
Crest of Alpha Lupi - Chest, Hunter
-Revive teammates faster. Spawn more orbs.
Purifier Robes - Chest, Warlock
-Activating Radiance from death disorients nearby enemies
Plan C - Fusion Rifle
-Charge and equip times are very short immediately after weapon swap
Helmet Engram

first
Nobody remembers a quality post kanbo, it's all about the never ending race between Funkmon and whoever else opposes his reign of quickposting. Get quick son.

Gotta go fast
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I don't know about that...
Still looks pretty mannish to me:

Don't judge me.
If I'm awake, I write about it and then force you guys to listen to my objectively correct opinions.
EDIT: As for whether or not they would be useful with that information, yes. I think so. But, I also know that the majority of us know what these things do and look like, so I just kinda say what I think about them. We're not planet destiny. We're the hardcore nutjobs.
Also, I usually write it on my phone since if I'm awake at 5 AM I'm not by a computer, and I can't be bothered to include actual information. I know that the stuff I would find important if I were checking the forum away from home is the crap he's selling.

#where'sthesockvid
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I TOLD YOU. PROBABLYLAST NEEDS TO FILM IT.
I HAVE THE SOCKS. PROBABLYLAST HASN'T BOTHERED TO COME OVER AND DO IT. He also won't let me go to his house. I'm not going to do it vlog style or with a tripod. That would be lame.
This is true
We need second person confirmation.

GET JUDGED
Also, I usually write it on my phone since if I'm awake at 5 AM I'm not by a computer, and I can't be bothered to include actual information. I know that the stuff I would find important if I were checking the forum away from home is the crap he's selling.
Most people who find value out of these posts can't check b.net from work/etc. It's simple but a nice convenience that DBOers would definitely appreciate, especially when it provides more utility than checking the app that morning. Also, could it kill you guys to list where the fuck he is that week? It's the most important bit of info.
Just my two cents.
consider yourself JUDGED
Eternal Warriors have feelings too you know :(
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Well, this where we kidnap ProbablyLast, I guess
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Actually, Squid lives a few cities over I think...
I wonder if he could film it.

I TOLD YOU. PROBABLYLAST NEEDS TO FILM IT.
Nobody wants to see you eat a sock more than I do. Wednesday night?

Well, this where we kidnap ProbablyLast, I guess
Being abducted by people I barely know on a forum is something that I didn't know I was into until this post.

Yeah, sure. I think fire roasted.
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Odd. I thought it was in the ToU you accept when you join
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GET JUDGED
Could it kill you guys to list where the fuck he is that week? It's the most important bit of info.
Yes. For a few reasons. I don't even check where he is since he hasn't had anything since the expansion came out that I have wanted to buy.
If I wanted to know where he was, I'd just check

GET JUDGED
Could it kill you guys to list where the fuck he is that week? It's the most important bit of info.
Yes. For a few reasons. I don't even check where he is since he hasn't had anything since the expansion came out that I have wanted to buy.If I wanted to know where he was, I'd just check
So... and I mean no offense by this... why post such a quick post? With the same argument of "I'd just check http://wherethefuckisxur.com/" couldn't ANY of us just do a 2 second google search to find out everything we want to know about Xur? Is it just wanting to be "first"? I ask this purely out of curiosity.

Whoa.
That site has become considerably more blue since I last visited.

GET JUDGED
Could it kill you guys to list where the fuck he is that week? It's the most important bit of info.
Yes. For a few reasons. I don't even check where he is since he hasn't had anything since the expansion came out that I have wanted to buy.If I wanted to know where he was, I'd just check
So... and I mean no offense by this... why post such a quick post? With the same argument of "I'd just check http://wherethefuckisxur.com/" couldn't ANY of us just do a 2 second google search to find out everything we want to know about Xur? Is it just wanting to be "first"? I ask this purely out of curiosity.

Because I figure people want to know what he has.
Again, I want to know what he has. The post here with no content was completely fine to me. Very good. Told me what he had.
Now, should I want to buy any of that, and I don't, and haven't for over a month, I would look around or check wherethefuckisxur.

Because I figure people want to know what he has.
Again, I want to know what he has. The post here with no content was completely fine to me. Very good. Told me what he had.
Now, should I want to buy any of that, and I don't, and haven't for over a month, I would look around or check wherethefuckisxur.
No, I get that. But people ALSO want to know:
1. Where he is
2. What the items he have actually do (not everyone even here knows off the top of their heads)
3. The stats on the items
People usually come to the forum for this information because they can also ask questions and opinions about items.
I guess my major point is: this isn't like when people post about the BWU, which happens at an inconsistent time so the posts at least tell people when it was posted. Xur comes at EXACTLY the same time every week. Opening the DBO forum to check what he has is literally as easy as opening the app, which will alert you with what he has, but that's not why people come and check the forum on Xurday.
And if it's so easy to check a site on where he is, why not open it, see where he is, and post it since it takes "2 seconds." The more information in a post the better in general.

Because I figure people want to know what he has.
I'll stop bothering then.

Because I figure people want to know what he has.
I'll stop bothering then.
Don't take offense to this, I just think it's interesting. We went from Korny's highly detailed posts every week: http://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=57291
To "[This is what he's selling](NM)"
Mostly because someone can post the short one in two seconds and people give crap to whoever posts a "duplicate" post.

Because I figure people want to know what he has.
Nope, no problem. It saves me time and effort when I would rather be sleeping.

Nobody reads those!
*steals all of Zack's money*
TOS!
muahahahahaha

Reading is lame.
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Post from your phone eh? That's your provocative.
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Hah! Jokes on you!
*steals all of Zack's money*
TOS!
muahahahahaha
I don't have any money! Hahahahahahahahahaha...ha

How to cook a sock (vid)
Fire roasted is not the suggested serving method.

Hemingway is disappointed in you.
Man card revoked >:(

I prefer cats with a normal amount of toes.
Plz re-issue man card.
I like the quick and dirty posts
I check it in the morning when I get up. I'm gonna go look at his stuff anyway to see if the stats are better than my current stuff, but it's nice to know in advance if he has anything exciting.
Personally I have no need for someone listing the stats, despite me wanting to know them - without also knowing the stats on my current gear that information is completely useless to me. I imagine it's the same to others - if you dont have the item you'll buy it anyway, and if you do you either don't care or you'll go compare his stuff to yours (unless you know your stats off the top of your head. Unlikely)
Besides, Funkmon usually does write a little about what they do and lies about how good/bad the Titan gear is :p

I like the quick and dirty posts
I check it in the morning when I get up. I'm gonna go look at his stuff anyway to see if the stats are better than my current stuff, but it's nice to know in advance if he has anything exciting.
Personally I have no need for someone listing the stats, despite me wanting to know them - without also knowing the stats on my current gear that information is completely useless to me. I imagine it's the same to others - if you dont have the item you'll buy it anyway, and if you do you either don't care or you'll go compare his stuff to yours (unless you know your stats off the top of your head. Unlikely)
Besides, Funkmon usually does write a little about what they do and lies about how good/bad the Titan gear is :p
Fair enough, this is honestly the main reason I brought it up. (And I at wasn't trying to personally pounce on Funkmon, he was just talking about it so I brought it up).

Move At The Speed Of Sound
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation...
No time for relaxation!
What I got
So I went in and picked up the Purifier Robes for my warlock. Thought maybe I had them already but couldn't find it. Did not pick up the hunter version of the Crest as I recently already got one with better stats. Purchased a helmet engram which decrypted to the Eternal Warrior helmet with nearly the same stats as what Xur is selling so that was one less buy I had to make.

Because I figure people want to know what he has.
I'll stop bothering then.
Don't take offense to this, I just think it's interesting. We went from Korny's highly detailed posts every week: http://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=57291To "[This is what he's selling](NM)"
Mostly because someone can post the short one in two seconds and people give crap to whoever posts a "duplicate" post.
Yeah, those were fun to make. There are a few reasons why I stopped making them, but it definitely didn't help that they would get tacked onto the "ME FIRST!" posts that gave zero info/input or were filled with crappy opinions. Kind of devalued the effort put into them (especially since I made a point of getting them done in a timely manner).
But whatevs, I'm sure people enjoy just being told what he has, what the engram is, and where he is.. Although it seems even that little info is too difficult for the "first!" Crowd...