It looks like most if not all of the DBO crew that wanted to do a blind King's Fall run has made it through at this point, so I thought it would be fun to share some of our favorite moments from the new raid.

A few highlights that stand out in my memory:

1) Going through the pendulum room for the first time.

2) Standing on the first TombShip, gawking at the environment around us, only to have the ship dissolve beneath our feet and send us wailing and laughing into the abyss.

3) Figuring out how to beat the Watpriest after trying to make things way more complicated than they actually were.

4) Watching the first Piston crush 2 members of our fireteam. None of us saw it coming :)

5) "Oh hai Oryx!" - Cyber KN

6) The moment when Vortech asked us a question, and we all heard Siri jump in and try to answer.

7) Us: "Hey Mad Stylus, go follow the spark that way"
Mad Stylus: "Where, over here?"
*SLAM*
Mad Stylus "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"
Us: *laughter*

How about everyone else?

It looks like most if not all of the DBO crew that wanted to do a blind King's Fall run has made it through at this point, so I thought it would be fun to share some of our favorite moments from the new raid.

3) Figuring out how to beat the Watpriest after trying to make things way more complicated than they actually were.

3) Figuring out how to beat the Watpriest after trying to make things way more complicated than they actually were.

I believe you mean the Warpiest

7) Us: "Hey Mad Stylus, go follow the spark that way"
Mad Stylus: "Where, over here?"
*SLAM*
Mad Stylus "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"
Us: *laughter*

Never gets old.

MacAddict: "Okay, I'm on Gaze duty, I'll make sure to attract the gaze"
Earendil: "For the last half an hour I've been hearing 'gays'"
MacAddict: "Thanks for that. I can't unhear that now"
Everyone else: Laughter

"Okay so you are going to need to use the thumper to get to this side Mac"
MacAddict: "Okay, so if I just time it rig.... AHHHHH SHIT"
"Well, his body made it"

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"Grab the gaze! I've got too many balls flying in my face"

"I can't!"

"Take the gaze from the rear!"

I giggle a lot in that because I am a child.

Waiting for Oryx's loooooong animation to finish, our Titans started a brawl. Everyone joined in and we got so distracted we wiped. Oryx was just like "how the hell did these idiots kill my son?"

The piston was pretty amazing too.

It didn't help that someone in our party was playing in an all guys dorm. They apparently were having a riot.

"Okay, I've got his gays"

"No wonder he's so grumpy. He probably wants them back"

"Grab the gaze! I've got too many balls flying in my face"

"I can't!"

"Take the gaze from the rear!"

I giggle a lot in that because I am a child.

"We smashed his daughters, so now he's giving us the clap."

Yeah, hours of raiding will do things to ya...

Or coming up with our own name to contrast "Kermit's Purity Crew"...

"The bunch of a**holes, and Korny the big fat d**k." -Sammy

It was a really long night...

Watching Destroyo break into the Hammer dance after every jumping puzzle.

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That's a good list!

My raid team has a habit of trying to push each other off of ledges during jumping puzzles, and one particular member is way more of a dick about it than others, so in our first raid, as we went through the piston puzzle, I sent him on ahead to pressure plate number 3 and I "accidentally" stepped off of plate 2 just as he went out there. It was great.

Also, during the sisters fight, one of our guys got shifted and says "Holy fuck I think my video card just exploded!" He proceeded to swear at his PS4 for about a minute while we all laughed, and when he died and the color came back he said, "Oh, man, okay, it fixed itself." He didn't realize it was the game doing it until the next time we got there.

"I'll hold the gays. I love them so much!"

Outside of the maze room, obviously. But the visuals in the raid are pretty great.

Outside of the maze room, obviously. But the visuals in the raid are pretty great.

This. The jumping puzzle spaces in particular were impressive. Epic stuff.

My favorite moments were consistently when the loot dropped because we were finally successful and the next few minutes when we began moving ahead into uncharted territory. The hair on the back of my neck would stand up every time. Such a feeling!

Riding that first room ship and gazing at the stars.