There is the metaphor of the dick-stabber to contend with (Destiny)

by Kahzgul, Friday, October 23, 2015, 14:37 (3414 days ago) @ Kermit

You know the one: If there was a game where you got 9 points for having sex with the head cheerleader, or you got 10 points for stabbing yourself in the dick, and you can only do one of those activities, there are video game optimisers who would stab themselves in the dick just to get the most points. Destiny is, with the many one-day events, weekly resets, run a game mode over and over and hope for loot hooks, the sort of game that really really really appeals to dick-stabbers.

Plus the RNG will sometimes punch you in the dick all on its own.

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RNG is a sadistic, dick punching SOB. - Mad_Stylus, 2015-10-23, 00:56
- You have answered your own question, I believe. - Kahzgul, 2015-10-23, 01:30
- I Got A Better One. - Morpheus, 2015-10-23, 04:34
  - I Got A Better One. - Korny, 2015-10-23, 05:32
    - What is a "sublime engram"? - Blackt1g3r, 2015-10-23, 13:05
      - PS4 Exclusive - someotherguy, 2015-10-23, 13:09
        
        No wonder I didn't know - Blackt1g3r, 2015-10-23, 13:37
    - I Got A Better One. - slycrel, 2015-10-23, 15:14
- RNG is a sadistic, dick punching SOB. - Cody Miller, 2015-10-23, 06:05
  - RNG is a sadistic, dick punching SOB. - narcogen, 2015-10-23, 07:24
- RNG is a sadistic, dick punching SOB. - narcogen, 2015-10-23, 07:23
  - SAME HERE - TheeChaos, 2015-10-23, 09:31
  - RNG is a sadistic, dick punching SOB. - R41, 2015-10-23, 10:10
- My RNG morning. - CruelLEGACEY, 2015-10-23, 12:26
- This is a gaming site. - Kermit, 2015-10-23, 13:37
  - This is a gaming site. - someotherguy, 2015-10-23, 13:40
    - This is a gaming site. - Kermit, 2015-10-23, 13:41
      - There is the metaphor of the dick-stabber to contend with - Kahzgul, 2015-10-23, 14:37

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There is the metaphor of the dick-stabber to contend with (Destiny)