Not so fast. (Destiny)

by Leviathan , Hotel Zanzibar, Friday, November 13, 2015, 17:01 (3393 days ago) @ Monochron

Well I was only 9 years old during that ski trip and frankly your assurance of "Don't worry Mono, I'm your new daddy now!" kind of convinced me that it wasn't a trip and was more of hiding in the mountains from the police.

Well I'd say it was sort of your fault there for trusting an 11-year-old...

The romantic cruise was even weirder because you don't see many 12 years olds on those ships. Come to think of it, there's usually a lot less 'staying locked in a room day and night' during those things. Maybe a bit more seeing daylight and a bit less wearing disguises and naked wrestling.

Okay, I can explain this one! I thought you were saying you HAD Mono - not WERE Mono, so really I was just trying to protect the rest of the guests onboard from you.

And so what?! Naked wrestling is just what 12-14 year-olds do at that age, right everybody? ... Hello?

Ah lookout point though... I'll always remember the frustrated look on your face when the sirens were blaring and our car was puttering to a stop. Too bad we never made it Mexico like you wanted so bad.

You ARE the real Monochron! What a great memory. But next time I want tacos, we're just going to go to the Taco Bell next to the gas station.