Like driving a classic car... (Destiny)

by Durandal, Tuesday, November 17, 2015, 00:13 (3531 days ago) @ Funkmon

MIDA, Universal Remote, Lord of Wolves, Mythoclast, all are like classic cars that those of us lucky enough to have can pull out of the garage on a leisurely sunday afternoon and take a drive through the crucible. They are classics, hard earned and hold an honored place in our limited vault space.

I can imagine some young kinderguardian or takentot in their 2L turbo rice burner Thousand Yard Stare with luck in the chamber, thinking they are hot stuff when you pull up to the light next to them in that sleek, sleek Mythoclast. He kind of rolls the eyes and aims down the sights, only for you to blink close and empty a clip of classic solar vex love into his shiny Oryx helmet. The rage, how could such a outdated thing beat his twitch streamer approved load out! Why you must be a … a… scrub, cheater, noob! Don't you know you must have one of two high impact snipers and a pulse rifle! Do you even lift he screams into the mike as you effortlessly slide away to ruin someone's day with your Corrective Measure.