After years of wading through the morass of incompetence that is 343, and navigating the abusive relationship Bungie has with its players, many of y'all have forgotten what gaems are and how it feels to play them. Sega is here to remind you:
In light of this news our analysts at TSD Capital LLC have moved Sega Corporation up from "moderately based" to "quite based" and adjusted our outlook to "all smiles."
Since news broke of Bungie's death spiral into financial insolvency, our scientists at TSD Labs have been hard at work developing a recurring game night for the community featuring Phantasy Star Online, the landmark online RPG from Sega. With this recent news of Sega revitalizing its old IPs, development of this game night has hastened and more funds will be allocated to facilitate. More news on this as it progresses.