Attention DBOers! I know this is last minute, but I want to throw a sweet party for myself online, tomorrow and Wednesday night! I'm turning too old to play Halo, and I want to celebrate by playing Halo. I'm gonna be on The Master Chief Collection, starting at 7 PM Central. No matchmaking, just customs! And for once, I've got a strong enough host to hold us all. Now, I'm hoping that since we're all family that I won't just get 2 or 3 people for a depressing birthday party. That's also why I'm holding it for two days. Join up and be part of the fun!

We'll be participating in montage-approved gametypes, like FFA Lockship and Team Hardcore plays, casual get-together games like Shotty Snipers and Team Crazy King, RCG Classics such as Tough Luck, Domination and Spartan War Game...and of course, some absolutely crazy shit.

YES, GRANDMAS'S HOUSE. YES.

So come on, let's throw an awesome party tomorrow night! If you can't make it, join up Wednesday night! Good times are to be had by all.