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Are you Debonair, Dashing, or whatever Funkmon is?

Is your light level above 200?

Are you wrapped in powers those under 200 light would simply drool over?

Are you available at the time specified in this link*?

THEN COME ON OVER to THE SHOW YOUR MOVES Raid Group*!

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JOIN NOW! And you'll be able to play with The Master of Mastery himself! THE Actual Voice of BOTH James Earl Jones & Morgan Freemans respective ANGELS! YES FRIENDS! HE HAS THAT MUCH LIGHT!!!!

THE ONE! THE NEO!

Zero. Point. Fox!!!!!

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(Shhhhh Shhhh Shhhh.)!

JOIN NOW!* ... and you'll be graced to play with one whose true name ...**Shudder**... I dare not speak for risk of all existence to flinch... at. his. greatness.

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They say ... *Oh* ... the things they say ...

JOIN NOW.*

JOIN NOW.*

Yes...

JOIN NOW.*

Ladies and Gentleman, it this humble .... *swoon*.... Oh My. Oh my.

It is my pleasure to announce that if you JOIN NOW* you will have the esteemed privilege -NAY!- THE Pleasure, of having with in your company -the- Maestro of Maestros. (Sorry Marty. Truth Hurts.)

The principle (and apparent affinito) of purple!

The Inventor. Of the Front. Page!

The requirer of this humble announcement for...

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THE. DRAMATIC. . . .

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PAUSE!!

THE ALPHA! THE OMEGA! THE ONLY - Louis! WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

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*Side effects include Batteries not included. Limit 3 at time of post. Xbox One only.

Edit: Removed Purple Requirement for clarity. Or something.
Edit2: Added "Xbox One Only" in the totally legit asterisk text.

Xbox. Dang.

Great post, very fun.

Xbox. Dang.

Great post, very fun.

If they are fun to read, they are fun to write. :D
I haven't made a post like this in a while so... it was over due.

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Sigh. Left coasters.

Sigh. Left coasters.

Bummer. Thanks for considering. :)

All right, I joined.

Did the spam bot even try blocking it?

Might be able to join, for once. :)

Btw, why not Hard Mode?

A couple of us already did a Y2 Class only VoG. Oh, andHard Light!

I don't know, I might make an appearance or something.

Btw, why not Hard Mode?

Well, for starters, I didn't know if I could get a full team. I usually don't. At this point if the current tentative sign-ups don't show because of... I don't know what it is (please don't tell me), I'll have a total group of 4 (myself included). At this point could we do the hard mode as if it was easy? Probably/Yes/Obviously. There is more to it though. You see, everyone is going to be kicking ass with their 300 light as it is, and I also want to have a piece of the fun as well. Furthermore the purpose of this raid is simple - show off. I want to see the kit in action. If we burn through it quickly, as I expect we will, and there is still time, I'll see about running the 2nd raid as well. Maybe even hard mode. Up to the group.

The purpose of this raid is not about gear or any quickly replaced yada yada. It's about running into cave (or whatever), Blowing shit up, and laughing manically as you do so. As a team.

Sounds fun to me. :)

I'm a lot more prone to steamrolling on my Voidwalker (Bad Juju+Obsidian Mind, yada, yada, yada) than the Stormcaller, but sure, sounds like fun!

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