Of course not. (Gaming)

by Funkmon , Saturday, August 13, 2016, 04:44 (3028 days ago) @ Cody Miller

But I'm not impressed anyway. My nephew shows me his drawings of pokemon, and they're really bad. I tell him, and he cried a little bit at first, now he just doesn't ask me. I mean, they're fine for a kid, but luckily, I take everything at completely face value, and expel all context, so I can see that his drawings are objectively terrible, and I let him know: he should see it as well.

Reminds me of my last girlfriend, too. All her cooking was horrible. I kept telling her "This is awful. It needs some milk," and so on, and asking for meat. It just doesn't make sense why she would cook such awful food. I mean, she told me she was a vegan and all we had was a microwave, but she was terrible. The worst part is that sometimes I'd go visit her house and she would have food ready, and it would be something I didn't want, like pilaf. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I don't like pilaf, nobody likes pilaf. I can't believe she would do something like that.

Anyway, I had to break up with her. She kept making this cheap food and lived in a tiny apartment and had a car that was too small. I kept telling her she needed to move to a bigger house, but she never did. Completely insane. She makes such awful decisions. She tried to explain it away as paying off student loans and not making enough money for good stuff like a house, but who cares? Why should I take that into account? Context is worthless.