Remember, Pop-Tarts Have Many Uses: (Destiny)

by Ragashingo , Official DBO Cryptarch, Saturday, August 12, 2017, 18:00 (2747 days ago) @ Claude Errera
edited by Ragashingo, Saturday, August 12, 2017, 18:07

Tarts Afire by Dave Barry

I have received, from alert reader Richard Rilke, an alarming article from The New Philadelphia (Ohio) Times-Reporter headlined: OVERHEATED POP- TARTS CAUSE DOVER HOUSE FIRE, OFFICIALS SAY. The article states that fire officials investigating a house fire in Dover, Ohio, concluded that "when the toaster failed to eject the Pop- Tarts, they caught fire and set the kitchen ablaze."

According to the article, the investigators reached this conclusion after experimenting with Pop-Tarts and a toaster. They found that "strawberry Pop-Tarts, when left in a toaster that doesn't pop up, will send flames 'like a blowtorch' up to three feet high."