Try Ordering a Pizza (Off-Topic)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Tuesday, February 18, 2020, 10:24 (1738 days ago) @ BlackstarBSP

Oh gawd, I did that once and man, it was just insane. I definitely shouldn’t have done it, especially considering I was in the hospital for my fucking heart, but it was an impulse that was out of control. (If it is any consolation, I ordered spinach and pepperoni) I ordered it late through the app, snuck out of my room and met the delivery guy at the entrance. Then I shamefully indulged myself in the empty cafeteria. I’ve worked off those pounds, and I do regret it to this day, but if nothing else I still smirk at the dirty little secret that I pulled off, without a single soul knowing.

You’re probably out by now, but wait until you get home. It’ll be sweeter then. ;-)