Uh-Uh. You WISH. *NSFW* (Destiny)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Friday, December 05, 2014, 15:27 (3687 days ago)

I was just doing the Control Bounties(Capture 10 Zones, Play 5 games) and decided to go into matchmaking to continue. The game finds a match and I warp jump through the galaxy, ending up on Mars. The screen can't even fade in yet, and all I hear is the alarm. Y'know, the one that signifies that the enemy has all capture zones?

My Guardian is teleporting in, I look down at the corner--EIGHTEEN THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TO FOUR HUNDRED.

Fuck no.

Oh, fuck no.

And I mean, FUCK no.

While I'm holding Y to get out, I hear Shaxx:

"You're not dead yet, Guardian! Pick it u--"

Uh-uh. Fuck that. You out of your mind?

Bungie. Come on, man. Your system needs a little more discretion and objectivity than that. There's close matches, there's recent drop-outs, and then there's lost causes.

Seriously.