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An odd answer to your odd question (Off-Topic)

by Up North 65 @, Saturday, April 18, 2015, 23:46 (3312 days ago) @ Dagoonite

Your tears are how all tears should taste. Back during the BadassExtraTerrestrialAssult I was attacked and a damn smoke grenade blew up in my tent face and ruined my tear ducts. So the Army surgeon grafted in a pair of Giant Sloth and I've been crying salt water ever since. Wish I had those succulent pine nut tears back, kept me from going hungry a few times.


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