Review: 5/10. (Destiny)

by Claude Errera , Tuesday, February 16, 2016, 19:33 (3297 days ago) @ unoudid

Some dudes were going in with low grimoire, so we figured we'd take it easy on them and just go exclusively for headshots and auto rifle kills, no special or anything. They won a round and teabagged us. After reporting them for being unfriendly, we started trying and won the rest of the rounds handily. I hope their tires blow out on the way to an important job interview and they are stuck in a dead end position for an extra year while barely scraping by paying off their student loans, they have to cancel their netflix subscriptions because they just don't have any money, and their friends slowly ostracize them from social groups because they can't pay for anything, and so are left out of gatherings. "Why invite xxlastspartan34 anyway?" they say to each other, "He can't afford it, he's still working on those loans."

You pretty well summed up a lot of DBOers feeling towards the teabaggers. If you kick the crap out of us then feel free to dance or whatever, but the second you bag you are getting reported.

In general, when I get teabagged, I see it as someone so annoyed by my gameplay that they feel the need to try and humiliate me. It's a transference thing. I take it as a compliment, more often than not. ;)