Bungie Style Announcements - In other areas of life... (Destiny)

by ManKitten, The Stugotz is strong in me., Friday, March 03, 2017, 16:03 (2600 days ago) @ CyberKN

Wife sends text to husband: "Hurry home, I'm waiting for you XOXO"
Husband gets home, wife says: "Get ready for a wild night...after we cook dinner, bathe the kids, help with homework zzzzzzzzzzz"

Boss to employees: "We are having a big luncheon tomorrow, with exciting news"
Boss at luncheon: "You're all getting a raise!...starting next fiscal year"

Apple: "Stay tuned for a big announcement tomorrow"
Next day: "Introducing the newest iPhone!!, well we have nothing to show you right now...but next week!

Car rental agent: "You're in luck, we have one last car you can rent."
Customer: "Thank you, now we won't miss the wedding."
Car rental agent: "Fantastic. The car is at a different airport though, so you'll need to fly there to get it."

Parents to kids: "Wake up! It's Christmas morning!"
Kids: "Can we open presents!?"
Parents: "Not until grandma and grandpa get here"

Food server to table: "Alright everyone, here's your food"
Food server to me specifically: "Yours will be right out hun"

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