Nope, this is. (Destiny)
Xenos the Hunter runs toward the door and trips over the first step and falls face first into a conveniently placed cream pie. You recover from the fall to see the rest of your fireteam alongside the Fallen you thought you had killed laughing their collective asses off. You discover in horror that it was all a cruel joke. Everyone begins enjoying rounds of high fives, really cool four armed high fives at that, that you are not apart of. Interspecies laughter is shared at your expense as you wipe the pastry and shattered dreams off you face. They decide that the night is young and that partying and ice cream without you is the best use of their twilight years.
You cry alone and everyone forgets about you.
Game Over, please insert coin to start again.
Complete thread:
- your own unique story -
montefisto,
2013-09-08, 22:52
- your own unique story -
Leviathan,
2013-09-08, 23:01
- your own unique story -
Xenos,
2013-09-08, 23:14
- your own unique story -
Leviathan,
2013-09-08, 23:25
- Invalid command. Please try again. -
Xenos,
2013-09-08, 23:28
- Please design a Destiny text-adventure game. -
Leviathan,
2013-09-08, 23:52
- *starts furiously scribbling notes and ideas* - TTL Demag0gue, 2013-09-09, 04:56
- Please design a Destiny text-adventure game. -
Leviathan,
2013-09-08, 23:52
- Invalid command. Please try again. -
Xenos,
2013-09-08, 23:28
- Go east -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-08, 23:44
- Go east - Kermit, 2013-09-09, 02:37
- Go east -
Xenos,
2013-09-09, 08:56
- Oh my, getting excited here. - ZackDark, 2013-09-09, 08:58
- Go east -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-09, 21:59
- Go east -
Xenos,
2013-09-09, 22:06
- Inventory -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-09, 22:26
- Inventory -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 08:43
- Throw Ling Ling into beam -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-10, 08:56
- Throw Ling Ling into beam -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 09:05
- Move back to a "safe" distance -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-10, 11:09
- *Melds out of the forest and raises a hand* - Hyokin, 2013-09-11, 11:19
- Move back to a "safe" distance - Xenos, 2013-09-11, 12:21
- Move back to a "safe" distance -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-10, 11:09
- Throw Ling Ling into beam -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 09:05
- Throw Ling Ling into beam -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-10, 08:56
- Inventory -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 08:43
- Inventory -
Ragashingo,
2013-09-09, 22:26
- Go east -
Xenos,
2013-09-09, 22:06
- Get ye' Flask? -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-09, 06:13
- Get ye' Flask? - Xenos, 2013-09-09, 08:59
- your own unique story -
Claude Errera,
2013-09-09, 07:28
- Ha! - Kermit, 2013-09-09, 08:16
- your own unique story - Captain Spark, 2013-09-09, 08:47
- your own unique story - Xenos, 2013-09-09, 08:49
- your own unique story - Hyokin, 2013-09-11, 11:20
- Go North -
Blackt1g3r,
2013-09-09, 07:54
- Go North -
Xenos,
2013-09-09, 08:57
- Assist the Guardians -
Blackt1g3r,
2013-09-09, 11:25
- Assist the Guardians -
Xenos,
2013-09-09, 22:05
- Take Out the Dregs -
Blackt1g3r,
2013-09-10, 05:26
- Take Out the Dregs -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 08:47
- Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire -
Blackt1g3r,
2013-09-10, 10:07
- Hey! You never rolled for Iniative! - Hyokin, 2013-09-11, 11:21
- Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire -
Xenos,
2013-09-11, 12:23
- Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-11, 12:35
- Is this your vengeance? :) -
Xenos,
2013-09-11, 12:42
- Nope, this is. -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-11, 13:01
- Hahahaha... uh I mean, that's awful, you're the worst.... -
Xenos,
2013-09-11, 13:03
- that was probably the most mean spirited thing I ever posted -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-11, 13:07
- Unshared ice cream, the worst of fates - ZackDark, 2013-09-12, 18:42
- that was probably the most mean spirited thing I ever posted -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-11, 13:07
- Hahahaha... uh I mean, that's awful, you're the worst.... -
Xenos,
2013-09-11, 13:03
- Nope, this is. -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-11, 13:01
- Is this your vengeance? :) -
Xenos,
2013-09-11, 12:42
- Collect Loot - Blackt1g3r, 2013-09-11, 17:33
- Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-11, 12:35
- Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire -
Blackt1g3r,
2013-09-10, 10:07
- Turn green -
MrPadraig08,
2013-09-10, 08:50
- +1 -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 09:02
- damn it feels good to be a gangsta - MrPadraig08, 2013-09-10, 10:17
- HULK SMASH! - Blackt1g3r, 2013-09-10, 10:47
- +1 -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 09:02
- Take Out the Dregs -
Xenos,
2013-09-10, 08:47
- Take Out the Dregs -
Blackt1g3r,
2013-09-10, 05:26
- Assist the Guardians -
Xenos,
2013-09-09, 22:05
- Assist the Guardians -
Blackt1g3r,
2013-09-09, 11:25
- Go North -
Xenos,
2013-09-09, 08:57
- your own unique story -
Leviathan,
2013-09-08, 23:25
- your own unique story -
Xenos,
2013-09-08, 23:14
- your own unique story -
ncsuDuncan,
2013-09-08, 23:26
- your own unique story - montefisto, 2013-09-09, 01:48
- your own unique story -
Leviathan,
2013-09-08, 23:01