BETA near/on E3? (Destiny)

by petetheduck, Wednesday, May 14, 2014, 09:24 (3845 days ago) @ ridum

June 9, Sony Press conference. Bungie tells the world that they're making a First Person Shooter and announces the Beta date.

June 10 - 12, Bungie lets people touch it.

June 13 - July 6, Deej releases the most majestic Bungie Weekly Updates yet, touching on PvP, Factions, loot.

July 7, Bungie releases the Field Guide to the Beta. Sweet, juicy info. Bungie.net is updated to accomodate beta info.

Sometime between July 11 - July 21, the Beta begins. PS4 gets exclusive access to Deej's love. Civil war among Xbox One fans as players are seduced by Sony. Illegal trails, executions, and witch hunts begin. When Xbox One beta access begins, all traitors are granted a pardon.

Sometime between July 28 - August 11, the Beta ends. Thousands of ad-laden Beta montage videos flood Youtube as gamers suffer withdrawals.

Around August 11 - September 7, final console purchases are made. Lines are drawn in the sand as communities divide into platform factions. Banners are raised. There is tension in the air. Urk's beard quivers. Deej reveals something amazing hidden in the game through such a florid response in the Mail Sack that no one realizes it until months later.

September 7, what is this day even for, end already.

September 8, is this the second half of September 7?

September 8, 11:59PM, DBO conducts field exercises. Communication is conducted via Twitter due to need for rapid response times.