You forgot the most important thing (Destiny)

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Thursday, May 15, 2014, 10:45 (3844 days ago) @ petetheduck

Monday. September 9th - Mysterious illness sweeps the land. The genius of the common cold/flu/food poisoning/spleen explosion is known as Psilocybe fata, which oddly enough sounds more like a mushroom then a type of bacterium or virus. Regardless - the symptoms of this obviously all real illness starts with a sleepless night, followed by erratic pulse, bursts of adrenaline while at physical rest, mixed pack behavior, delusions of grandeur, sweaty palms, hallucinations of a future long long time ago in the future and eventually... madness (OMG There is a giant ORB IN THE SKY!...Oh wait... that's the moon. Did you know there are zombies ON THE MOON!...)

Destiny! Catch the Disease!