About your couch. (DBO)

by Oholiab , Tuesday, December 15, 2015, 17:00 (3285 days ago) @ BeardFade

Yes, I indeed broke my couch. In a fit of rage, convinced I had hit my opponent in the head and then killed by him, I slammed my fist on the arm rest of my couch and broke some of the cheap wood inside the arm. It's an IKEA couch, so I'm not surprised. However, I'm 30 years old and sometimes my temper still gets the best of me. Not something I'm terribly proud of. Thankfully, it's nothing major (for the couch at least), and I had been planning on building a custom arm rest cover/drink holder over Christmas break, so all is well.

Glad all is well.

Your couch came up at our breakfast table this morning as I was relating our experience to Junior and Miss Oholiab. I was telling them how terrible we did at first, despite you carrying the team, and Junior asked, "did Beardfade's language get colorful?". That's when I related the story of the couch and hearing you explain the matter to your wife, then hearing you take it apart during idle moments the rest of the evening. Needless to say, they got a big kick out of the whole thing, and I can't guarantee Junior won't bring it up sometime.

That said, they both really enjoy playing with you because you're a good sport and very patient with underperformers and n00bs.

I think what was best was that the drop came on the final match we played and it put you over the edge. That was so satisfying that our plan worked. Plus, you got 75 legendary marks out of the deal too.

Agreed - that was the best part. It was as if RNG said, "Fine; here's your stupid loot." Mission accomplished.

Let's do it again next weekend.

Yes! I think I may have caught the ToO bug...