NEW GAME - how about these beauties

by yakaman, Wednesday, March 20, 2013, 12:16 (4053 days ago) @ Revenant1988

A pair of handguns strapped to each hip:

The Narcogen
Blasts a spray of irrefutable logic and measured reasoning that leaves opponents disoriented and scrambling to google obscure Latin phrases. It suffers from terrible latency due to abominable internet connection.

The Cody Miller
Ridiculously fast, sleek, and formidable when used properly. However, sometimes goes off half-cocked and can only be shot from the hip.

And also:

The Yakaman
Entirely nondescript and easily over-looked. When fired, may not be noticed and likely will do little damage. Also referred to as "Tree-Falling-In-The-Woods".

No offense intended, gentlemen. ;)


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