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by Revenant1988 ⌂ @, How do I forum?, Thursday, March 21, 2013, 07:50 (4264 days ago) @ Revenant1988

Troll/3r:

Automatic SMG that shoots super heated rounds of a dangerous material known as "nandonium" that emits a distinctive "OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" sound upon impact of the target.


Sniper Rifle type 316:

On appearance alone it is nothing more than a standard sniper rifle, however when the wielder is anyone but SNIPE-316 the rifle's intergrated bio-metric theft system alerts the user that it is Snipe's rifle, and produces a waypoint on their HUD of his current location so they can give him his rifle back.

When fired, the target hears before they die a faint "Halo 2 foreverrr" echo.



The Texterminator:

A launcher type weapon that fires a cluster rocket that when detonated release a pack of attack corgis. The target is helpless against their cuteness and dies a slow terrible, yet adorable death.


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