Unequivocally hurt. (Destiny)

by Bones , The Last City, Earth, Sol System, Sunday, July 12, 2015, 00:14 (3522 days ago) @ Schooly D

I want to smash your face in with a flaming hammer, Schooly. I want to swing my trusty Pike around the red dunes and see the terror on Paddy's face when he realizes that nowhere is safe, especially not curled up in his little violet shell. I want to hear the screams of Duncan, Wu, and Malagate over proximity chat as their faces melt off from my perfectly-arced nova blast.

The fact that Destiny doesn't let me murder my friends is almost criminal. I don't believe for a second that Destiny's matchmaking population would suffer if private games were introduced; players are always going to want to pair up with friends against fresh competition. But, as Destiny stands right now, I can't kill Kermit and make him cry.

And I want those delicious tears.