Wow. I posted this earlier this morning - I guess the site's joke on me was to not actually save it. Almost made the headline even more true than it is! Stuntmutt sent the image below, along with the following note:
All we have to do is get through the next 24 hours without Bungie posting - 330 Year 1 weapons? APRIL FOOOOOOOOL...
Goodness. Enjoy your farce!