So Here's My Thing. (Destiny)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Wednesday, April 13, 2016, 15:47 (3367 days ago) @ electricpirate

I'm pretty disappointed that Treasure Keys and Cores(and Tokens, for that matter) are no longer part of the Prison. I enjoyed those, and they delivered an added factor of preparation: Do I have keys on this character? Are there enough cores on my account to get a Judgement's Chance? I always enjoyed the neat little miracles that could occur from that--Defeating Skolas, finding out you don't have your key, then opening the side chests and getting a key, and the relieved smile on your face...

Now the Prison is littered with noobs. I joined a 41 last night and got paired up with the worst players I've ever seen. They'd do something incredibly stupid, die, I'd go and revive them and before my overshield even disappears, they die AGAIN.

I was convinced that they were doing it on purpose, so I left.

The next one I joined was only a fraction better. The next two weren't getting killed--but they weren't getting any kills either. 3 out of 5 rounds, I seriously got more kills alone than the two of them combined.

It was then I quickly realized--all those bastards out there never played PoE because they thought it was worthless/pointless and you never got any good loot...now that PoE is the new hotness, everybody's joining and no one knows how to play because they've never done it before.

So my ego just aspload. I'm already a Sherpa!

And I just started nodding in inflation--only the blessed few--Brett, Tree, Kuga, Crow, Xenos(the other Xenos--Tim I haven't seen you in forever!), DS--all of you knew it was coming back, and the value of a good Firefight, with Strange Coins aplenty, and fun by all. The rest of those saps are left in the dust!

Now pardon me, I'm gonna go ace Challenge Mode by myself.