iPad games are booger flicker simulators... (Destiny)

by bryan newman , Kentucky, Wednesday, October 23, 2013, 17:45 (3840 days ago) @ Kermit

This is a rail shooter. It has zero potential to do anything worthwhile...this is like those shooters you see at the arcades, only on a smaller touch screen.

Games like Halo, Bioshock, The Last of Us etc. are remarkable story driven experiences. Angry Bird chasers will never be able to achieve that level of immersion or story telling. IMO they are cheap cop outs in order to make a quick buck. This is a game that you play when you are bored on a bus or in between class. Something that you pick up and put down without any real care.
This is like Michaelangelo leaving the Sistine Chapel to paint caricatures at Six Flags.

What other gross metaphors have I made? I've forgotten.