Hast thou gazed upon my powerful rifle? (Destiny)

by General Vagueness , The Vault of Sass, Tuesday, August 19, 2014, 20:31 (3535 days ago) @ Kalamari

Just think how much fun it would be to troll randoms with Shakespeare in the tower.

Invite them to your fireteam.
Random: "Hey, bro, sup?"
You: "To be, or not to be, that is the question!"

Comedy gold.

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles, and in opposing them, to die, to sleep...."
"Actually when you die you just come back after a few seconds."
"..."
"You get to keep your, uh, arms, you mean your guns, right? Yeah you get to keep those."
"...
But the dread of something after death, the undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveler returns--"
"Oh, the Traveler? Yeah, you're right, we don't where it came from."
"...."

Should I remark to them thus? Conscience makes a coward of me.