As I Stormtrance Warlock, I can only say this. (Destiny)

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Tuesday, April 05, 2016, 12:39 (2962 days ago) @ Ragashingo
edited by INSANEdrive, Tuesday, April 05, 2016, 12:43

Also, I don't play multiplayer much, if at all. But...you're a Bubble titan? And you're bitching about getting you're ass kicked?

I kid.

I kid.

Well kinda.

Now excuse me, I must endeavor to create the ultimate beard balm in order to appease the greatest warlock mystery of them all.

OH GREAT AND MIGHTY SAGE! MERCY! MERCY! D:
I WAS ONLY HAVING MORE FUN THEN EVERYONE ELSE!
OH GREAT AND MIGHTY SAGE! BEARD OF GREATNESS!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY CHOOSE POORLY!
THEY HAD THREE CHANCES OF TWO OR THREE OH MIGHTY SAGE!
SOME WENT WITH THE TEMPER-TANTRUM!
SOME WENT WITH THE COFFIN!
SOME WENT WITH... Actually the Fire Hammers are at least sort of cool. I guess I can't say much about that. ...uhhh... where was I.

Oh! *Ahem*

SOME WENT WITH SHINY GUNS THAT MISS!
SOME WENT WITH ELECTRIC BUTTERFLYS!
SOME WENT WITH... Actually the Void Traps are at least sort of cool. I guess I can't say much about that. ...uhhh... where was I.

Oh! *AHEM*

BUT THE TRUE CHOICE WAS THERE ALL ALONG!
THEY COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO RAIN EXSPLOSIVE DEATH FROM THE SKY!
TO MOCK DEATH BEYOND A GREATER PLANE!
TO UNDERSTAND POWUH! UNLIMITED POWUH!

ALSO... That DEEJ guy is pretty smart. Nice guy. Good with kids. You wouldn't want to make him sad.

THEY COULD HAVE CHOSEN KNOWLEDGE BUT INSTEAD CHOOSE IGNORANCE!

IN CONCLUSION OH MIGHTY SAGE!
It's not my fault they are dumb. Nah nah nah nah nah. :P

PRAISED BE THE BEARD!
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING COMPLETE.
The end.

;) :P