I wrote this scene for a movie once (Destiny)

by Kahzgul, Monday, November 09, 2015, 22:12 (3397 days ago) @ CruelLEGACEY

(A movie that doesn't exist, but this scene does): Where Rob Riggle and Mark Wahlberg are buddy cops, and they both have to pee, but the urinal is broken because they smashed a bad guy's head against it in an earlier scene, so rob goes past the sink to pee in the toilet, and Mark tries to wait, but the sound of Rob peeing makes him have to pee super bad, so he pees in the sink, but because he's short, instead of standing near it and peeing down, he stands far away from it and arcs in it. Then Rob finishes and wants to walk out, but Mark's peeing, so Rob (who is really tall) has to duck down to sort of duck-walk under the pee stream to get by, and right as he's about to get past, Mark stops so all the pressure in his pee stream fades and Mark ends up peeing on Rob Riggle.

One day I'm gonna finish this movie, and it's gonna be awesome.

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Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - CruelLEGACEY, 2015-11-07, 19:59
- Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - Cody Miller, 2015-11-07, 20:19
  - Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - cheapLEY, 2015-11-07, 20:49
    - Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - stabbim, 2015-11-07, 22:52
      - Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - Cody Miller, 2015-11-08, 00:12
        
        My understanding is that it's fundamentally unchanged. - slycrel, 2015-11-08, 01:07
        
        My understanding is that it's fundamentally unchanged. - stabbim, 2015-11-08, 20:50
- Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - EffortlessFury, 2015-11-07, 21:10
- Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - TheeChaos, 2015-11-07, 21:15
- Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - petetheduck, 2015-11-07, 21:55
  - Having now spent some time with Halo and BOIII - Durandal, 2015-11-07, 23:36
    - Having now spent some time with Halo and BOIII - cheapLEY, 2015-11-08, 00:10
      - This - ZackDark, 2015-11-08, 14:22
        
        This - cheapLEY, 2015-11-08, 17:18
        
        This - Harmanimus, 2015-11-09, 00:02
        
        This - MacAddictXIV, 2015-11-09, 12:38
        
        This - cheapLEY, 2015-11-09, 13:17
        
        This - MacAddictXIV, 2015-11-09, 13:32
        
        This - cheapLEY, 2015-11-09, 14:21
        
        Can confirm, Magnum rules - ZackDark, 2015-11-09, 17:48
    - Having now spent some time with Halo and BOLL - Pyromancy, 2015-11-08, 06:18
      - That's where my mind went, too. - Kermit, 2015-11-09, 18:35
- No. - Funkmon, 2015-11-08, 00:24
- Good MMOs do this. - slycrel, 2015-11-08, 01:13
  - Good MMOs do this. - Cody Miller, 2015-11-08, 02:07
    - Good MMOs do this. - slycrel, 2015-11-08, 03:22
      - The importance of failure and blame. *vid* - Korny, 2015-11-08, 17:59
        
        The importance of failure and blame. *vid* - slycrel, 2015-11-08, 19:59
    - Illusion of failure - narcogen, 2015-11-08, 12:41
      - ^^^ This is a solid analysis of game design - Kahzgul, 2015-11-08, 14:43
      - Agreed. Mostly. - someotherguy, 2015-11-08, 16:01
    - Also the new music sucks - someotherguy, 2015-11-08, 15:49
      - Also the new music sucks - Cody Miller, 2015-11-08, 16:33
        
        Also the new music sucks - someotherguy, 2015-11-09, 14:02
        
        Also the new music sucks - Cody Miller, 2015-11-09, 23:39
- It's the social interaction, not the game - Kahzgul, 2015-11-08, 14:41
  - It's the social interaction, not the game - Funkmon, 2015-11-09, 13:59
    - It's the social interaction, not the game - ProbablyLast, 2015-11-09, 16:15
    - It's the social interaction, not the game - Cody Miller, 2015-11-09, 18:20
      - How do I unsubscribe? - cheapLEY, 2015-11-09, 18:40
        
        It won't help... - CruelLEGACEY, 2015-11-09, 19:34
        
        I wrote this scene for a movie once - Kahzgul, 2015-11-09, 22:12
        
        A++++ Would Watch! - cheapLEY, 2015-11-09, 22:20
        
        So vivid in my mind. It has to be a thing now. Make it so. - ZackDark, 2015-11-09, 23:56
  - It's the social interaction, not the game - Cody Miller, 2015-11-09, 22:46
    - It's the social interaction, not the game - Harmanimus, 2015-11-10, 18:13
    - Portal 2 - Schedonnardus, 2015-11-10, 19:49
- Are Destiny's "lows" what make it so great? - Kermit, 2015-11-09, 18:33
  - Wait, they can be stunned? - ZackDark, 2015-11-09, 19:23

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