I beat a guy like that once. Short *OT* story. (Destiny)

by Funkmon , Monday, November 16, 2015, 02:50 (3391 days ago) @ cheapLEY

I hate those pompous assholes who lose deliberately at first because they know they won't need it later.

One of my best moments encountering one was when I was playing soccer with my friends and a few randoms from the youth hostel in Luxembourg.

We decided it was over at one point and we had to have a shoot out thing to determine the winner. I was on goal during the game since I'm American and don't understand soccer, and had to stay in goal during the shoot out.

The guy from Portugal who was a complete jerk was doing their kicking. Our guy only scored once out of the five shots we allotted for some reason, so they only needed two goals to win. The stakes were high. The losers had to drink cider and not beer. The Portuguese asshole kicked to the side of the goal slowly three times.

"I'll only need two for the American," I was told he said later.

You see, I had been scored on every time they got a good shot, but my team was good enough that it didn't happen often (it was perceived as a fair matchup since I don't know the game).

I resolved that this time, I'd block the shots because he was a douchnozzle. I would show the Portuguese, the two Ukrainians, and my Luxembourgish friends what BEING AMERICAN IS ALL ABOUT. Winning!

He moved back, he ran forward, he kicked, and scored on me twice, so they won.

Four hours later, I got to second base with his girlfriend in an alley and she bought me a hamburger.

Possibly the greatest victory of my life.