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Let's talk about Bioshock Infinite *long and spoilery baby* (Gaming)

by Cody Miller @, Music of the Spheres - Never Forgot, Wednesday, August 07, 2013, 14:14 (3912 days ago) @ Schooly D

FACT: women don't like 1 vs 1 combat because they cannot grasp the concept of manly honor that is internal to men. They cannot appreciate the (b)romantic struggle of a pure contest to see who is the better man. VO:OT is a 1v1 game (the sequel was 2v2 and was so bad it killed the franchise) and completely lacks any hair-pulling moves because (1) such moves would be dis-manly-honorable and (2) they're robots and they don't have hair.

To make this clear for the ladies:

A man can go through life pretending or putting on a front to people, telling them what kind of man he is. He can't do that in a fight. Who you are is revealed, and the results are always authentic. This is why fighting is valued as validation and display of masculinity: it is irrefutable.


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