Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 (Destiny)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 23:16 (3873 days ago) @ Grizzlei

It's a damn good thing I had planned on waiting to buy an Xbox One Special Edition to go with this. Hopefully my post will indeed unveil a massive prank just to prove me wrong, but in any case:

Bungie Studios, you have graciously saved me over six hundred dollars this year--I HAVE CANCELLED MY PRE-ORDER FOR DESTINY AND WILL BOYCOTT ITS USE FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL LIFETIME. Likewise, for as long as I live and breathe, I will never purchase another Bungie Studios product in the future, regardless of sales, quality or popularity unless Martin is rehired--WITHOUT CAUSE--immediately.

You better have had a damn good reason for firing Him--a serious discrepancy. All the years I've stood by you, defended you, even studied and cataloged you, and almost immediately it seems to go to waste.

May God have mercy on your fucking souls, Bungie. Hope it was worth it.

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Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Grizzlei, 2014-04-15, 22:35
- Is this for real? - Oholiab, 2014-04-15, 22:37
  - Woah - biggy, 2014-04-15, 22:45
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Oholiab, 2014-04-15, 22:43
- Board of Directors? - Mr Daax, 2014-04-15, 22:46
  - Board of Directors? - Xenos, 2014-04-15, 22:54
    - Board of Directors? - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-15, 22:58
      - Board of Directors? - Xenos, 2014-04-15, 22:59
        
        Board of Directors? - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-15, 23:01
    - Board of Directors? - Grizzlei, 2014-04-15, 23:05
    - Board of Directors? - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 06:00
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-15, 22:52
- Well that came out of nowhere. - uberfoop, 2014-04-15, 22:55
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - uberfoop, 2014-04-15, 23:02
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Dax01, 2014-04-15, 23:04
  - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Hedge, 2014-04-15, 23:15
- A Political Joke? Did *anyone else* get forced out 4/11? - Ragashingo, 2014-04-15, 23:05
- Welp... the news have gotten ahold of it now... - Xenos, 2014-04-15, 23:15
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Morpheus, 2014-04-15, 23:16
  - Chill, dude - Dax01, 2014-04-15, 23:19
  - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Grizzlei, 2014-04-15, 23:26
    - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Cody Miller, 2014-04-15, 23:34
      - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Grizzlei, 2014-04-15, 23:43
      - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Morpheus, 2014-04-16, 00:17
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Dax01, 2014-04-16, 00:19
        
        Believe Whatever You Want, Pal. - Morpheus, 2014-04-16, 07:45
  - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - TDSpiral, 2014-04-15, 23:31
    - Smh... - GrimBrotherIII, 2014-04-16, 08:25
  - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - stabbim, 2014-04-16, 13:55
    - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - uberfoop, 2014-04-16, 14:00
      - Good point - stabbim, 2014-04-16, 14:11
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Cody Miller, 2014-04-15, 23:21
  - What a drama queen - scarab, 2014-04-16, 10:45
    - I got one! - MrPadraig08, 2014-04-16, 11:06
    - What a drama queen - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 11:08
      - I heard he wanted his horse on the board of directors. - scarab, 2014-04-16, 11:13
        
        With its... terrible death whinny - stabbim, 2014-04-16, 13:57
- Bungie posted about it. - uberfoop, 2014-04-15, 23:36
  - Bungie posted about it. - Ragashingo, 2014-04-15, 23:44
    - Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-15, 23:45
      - Bungie posted about it. - uberfoop, 2014-04-15, 23:48
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-15, 23:50
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-15, 23:54
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-15, 23:57
        
        Bungie posted about it. - SonofMacPhisto, 2014-04-16, 11:10
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 11:53
        
        Bungie posted about it. - SonofMacPhisto, 2014-04-16, 13:12
        
        Bungie posted about it. - stabbim, 2014-04-16, 14:02
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Quirel, 2014-04-16, 14:55
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Schooly D, 2014-04-16, 00:08
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-16, 00:12
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 00:13
        
        Rampant Speculation - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 00:14
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Grizzlei, 2014-04-16, 00:20
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 10:25
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Quirel, 2014-04-16, 16:57
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Schooly D, 2014-04-16, 00:23
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 00:24
        
        Bungie posted about it. - uberfoop, 2014-04-16, 00:25
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Schooly D, 2014-04-16, 00:37
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Ze Moose, 2014-04-16, 20:10
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 20:19
        
        Good point. - Ze Moose, 2014-04-16, 21:06
        
        Bungie posted about it. - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 01:45
        
        Bungie posted about it. - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 06:02
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 07:29
        
        Check it. - INSANEdrive, 2014-04-16, 07:38
        
        Bungie posted about it. - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 07:41
        
        Bungie posted about it. - uberfoop, 2014-04-16, 00:13
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 00:17
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-16, 00:20
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 00:22
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-16, 00:24
        
        Bungie posted about it. - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 01:46
        
        Bungie posted about it. - uberfoop, 2014-04-16, 00:22
      - Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-15, 23:50
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-15, 23:52
      - Bungie posted about it. - rliebherr, 2014-04-16, 09:34
    - Bungie posted about it. - Fuertisimo, 2014-04-15, 23:48
    - Bungie posted about it. - Xenos, 2014-04-15, 23:53
      - Bungie posted about it. - uberfoop, 2014-04-15, 23:56
        
        Doh. - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 00:00
      - Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-15, 23:59
        
        Bungie posted about it. - uberfoop, 2014-04-16, 00:00
        
        Bungie posted about it. - UnrealCh13f, 2014-04-16, 00:07
        
        Bungie posted about it. - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 00:10
        
        Noted. - UnrealCh13f, 2014-04-16, 00:14
    - At least they commented. - UnrealCh13f, 2014-04-15, 23:54
    - Bungie posted about it. - stabbim, 2014-04-16, 14:00
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Lurono, 2014-04-16, 00:32
  - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 00:41
    - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 02:18
      - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 06:32
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 07:56
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 08:18
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 08:32
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 08:47
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 09:40
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 08:25
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Revenant1988, 2014-04-16, 08:38
        
        Well said Rev - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 08:50
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 09:07
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Malagate, 2014-04-16, 16:34
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 08:44
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 08:55
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 09:10
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - The Lionheart, 2014-04-16, 13:05
        
        Spot on. - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 08:03
        
        Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - SonofMacPhisto, 2014-04-16, 16:14
      - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - RaichuKFM, 2014-04-17, 13:42
  - Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - uberfoop, 2014-04-16, 00:42
- Tagline for the next Destiny trailer: - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 00:42
  - Tagline for the next Destiny trailer: - hunt3r, 2014-04-16, 00:50
    - Tagline for the next Destiny trailer: - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 01:49
- WHAT?! "Critical Error. Brain shutting down in 3, 2, 1..." - ShadowOfTheVoid, 2014-04-16, 00:44
- I wore a shirt with Marty's face on it in 2002 - Stephen Laughlin, 2014-04-16, 01:18
  - I wore a shirt with Marty's face on it in 2002 - GrizzNKev, 2014-04-16, 02:51
- I have no words. - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 04:26
- I leave the internet for half a day... - INSANEdrive, 2014-04-16, 04:40
- From last year's Polygon article... - bluerunner, 2014-04-16, 04:54
  - From last year's Polygon article... - Revenant1988, 2014-04-16, 05:11
    - From last year's Polygon article... - bluerunner, 2014-04-16, 06:54
      - No one sacks like Gaston - Ibeechu, 2014-04-16, 09:06
        
        No one sacks like Gaston - bluerunner, 2014-04-16, 09:42
        
        Isn't that one of Oleg Volk's models? - Quirel, 2014-04-16, 17:11
        
        Isn't that one of Oleg Volk's models? - bluerunner, 2014-04-16, 19:04
        
        Isn't that one of Oleg Volk's models? - Quirel, 2014-04-16, 20:17
  - From last year's Polygon article... - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 09:10
    - Maybe Marty isn't the good guy? - SonofMacPhisto, 2014-04-16, 11:21
  - From last year's Polygon article... - Ze Moose, 2014-04-16, 21:20
- I want you all to watch this, from the Halo 2 limited ed. - Revenant1988, 2014-04-16, 05:02
  - I want you all to watch this, from the Halo 2 limited ed. - kapowaz, 2014-04-16, 05:09
    - I want you all to watch this, from the Halo 2 limited ed. - Revenant1988, 2014-04-16, 05:17
      - I want you all to watch this, from the Halo 2 limited ed. - squidnh3, 2014-04-16, 07:08
  - It's been, what, twelve years? - Dax01, 2014-04-16, 05:27
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - PsychoRaven, 2014-04-16, 05:11
- One sad prediction - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 05:21
  - "No, don't hit the C sharp!" "Ow!" - Dax01, 2014-04-16, 05:37
  - One sad prediction - CaneCutter, 2014-04-16, 06:22
    - One sad prediction - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 06:33
      - One sad prediction - CaneCutter, 2014-04-16, 07:04
        
        Links. - INSANEdrive, 2014-04-16, 07:27
- Music of the tears. - GrimBrother IV, 2014-04-16, 07:06
- Griesemer - Zeouterlimits, 2014-04-16, 07:20
  - Griesemer - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 08:10
    - Griesemer - Zeouterlimits, 2014-04-16, 08:54
  - Thanks for stealing my line dude :-p - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 08:29
- Still a bit in shock... - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 07:45
- Oh please let this be April Fools Day +10 - katancik, 2014-04-16, 07:46
- Fired! - Blackt1g3r, 2014-04-16, 07:49
  - Fired! - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 08:06
  - Fired! - MrPadraig08, 2014-04-16, 08:10
    - Fired! - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 08:23
      - Fired! - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 08:31
        
        Fired! - Leviathan, 2014-04-16, 09:13
      - Let's all take a deep breath, here... - GrimBrotherIII, 2014-04-16, 08:51
        
        Let's all take a deep breath, here... - EffortlessFury, 2014-04-16, 09:32
        
        Let's all take a deep breath, here... - GrimBrotherIII, 2014-04-16, 11:32
        
        Let's all take a deep breath, here... - Xenos, 2014-04-16, 11:56
        
        Let's all take a deep breath, here... - EffortlessFury, 2014-04-16, 12:05
        
        Let's all take a deep breath, here... - Blackt1g3r, 2014-04-16, 16:19
      - Fired! - Ragashingo, 2014-04-16, 11:11
        
        Fired! - Cody Miller, 2014-04-16, 11:16
- I don't know how to feel right now except :'( - JDQuackers, 2014-04-16, 09:08
- Why ;___; - SigbiasSilva, 2014-04-16, 09:29
- Two weeks Vs On the Spot - INSANEdrive, 2014-04-16, 10:20
- My ears are sad - roland, 2014-04-16, 10:28
- "It is with mixed emotions..." - SonofMacPhisto, 2014-04-16, 11:24
- This news ruined my day. - Captain Spark, 2014-04-16, 11:27
  - I think ^this is about the best we can say right now - Mr Daax, 2014-04-16, 12:07
  - I couldn't have said it better myself! - Grizzlei, 2014-04-16, 12:19
  - This news ruined my day. - Ducain, 2014-05-03, 11:09
- Marty's Daughter Speaks Out? - GrimBrotherIII, 2014-04-16, 11:27
  - Marty's Daughter Speaks Out? - EffortlessFury, 2014-04-16, 12:00
  - Marty's Daughter Speaks Out? - Spawn, 2014-04-16, 12:10
    - Marty's Daughter Speaks Out? - GrimBrotherIII, 2014-04-16, 12:17
- So much sad :'( - LostSpartan, 2014-04-16, 15:40
- An observation - SonofMacPhisto, 2014-04-16, 16:17
  - An observation - Kermit, 2014-04-16, 16:54
    - An observation - CaneCutter, 2014-04-16, 18:34
- Wow. Wooooooooooow. - Ze Moose, 2014-04-16, 21:13
- Sad news. - ncsuDuncan, 2014-04-16, 21:46
  - Sad news. - GrimBrotherIII, 2014-04-17, 10:28
- It's fascinating, in a way - Avateur, 2014-04-16, 22:16
  - Nice post, Avateur. - Kermit, 2014-04-17, 11:03
- Sad - Vorpal Steak, 2014-04-17, 06:00
  - Sad - Durandal, 2014-04-17, 10:03
    - Sad - Kermit, 2014-04-17, 10:59
    - Sad - INSANEdrive, 2014-04-17, 11:47
    - Sad - Vorpal Steak, 2014-04-17, 12:06
- On a separate note... - MrPadraig08, 2014-04-17, 11:18
- Marty just tweeted this link - Dax01, 2014-04-17, 11:42
  - Marty just tweeted this link - Cody Miller, 2014-04-17, 11:52
    - Marty just tweeted this link - Mercury, 2014-04-17, 16:22
      - Marty just tweeted this link - ridum, 2014-04-22, 08:45
- 'Without Notice" - ridum, 2014-04-22, 08:39
  - 'Without Notice" - Kermit, 2014-04-22, 10:22
  - 'Without Notice" - stabbim, 2014-04-24, 16:05

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