But what if... (Destiny)

by ManKitten, The Stugotz is strong in me., Monday, July 31, 2017, 12:18 (2717 days ago) @ ProbablyLast

...when you're playing poorly, Chatty Shaxxy had negative lines of dialogue like:

(use your inner Shaxx voice as you read these)

"You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn...I know...I've been to the farm too."
"You need to dial your iron, guardian."
"Mahahahan. You are one, pathetic, loser."
"...WORTHLESS."
"You couldn't iron a silk sheet if you had a hot date with...I've lost my train of thought."
"Really?...Really?"
"Everyone at the farm is laughing at your effort."
"You're sleeping in your ship tonight."
"Remember that time you contributed? I don't"
"Some people are masters of battle...and some people are you."
"I loaded your weapons with blanks. Sucker!"
"Your teammates are tired of you dying, Todd." (just to freak out Todds.)
"Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Why do I bother giving you gear?"
"Why are you still trying?"
"Maybe you should just stand in a corner for a while."
"Have you tried aiming?"
"See, they damaged you more than you damaged them. That's why you lost."

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A lot of disappointing answers in Bungie's AMA... - Korny, 2017-07-29, 08:34
- Wait a fiddly-diddly second, you missed one - Pyromancy, 2017-07-29, 08:57
- A lot of disappointing answers in Bungie's AMA... - bluerunner, 2017-07-29, 09:24
- HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-29, 09:30
  - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Korny, 2017-07-29, 09:57
    - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-29, 10:28
      - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Korny, 2017-07-29, 10:43
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-29, 12:01
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-29, 12:06
  - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-29, 13:34
    - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-29, 15:23
      - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-29, 15:54
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Kermit, 2017-07-30, 17:46
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Vortech, 2017-07-31, 10:56
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 16:17
      - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-29, 16:14
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-29, 16:43
      - HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - CruelLEGACEY, 2017-07-31, 09:49
        
        A good resolution demo - kidtsunami, 2017-07-31, 12:04
        
        A good resolution demo - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 13:30
        
        re: dunkirk - kidtsunami, 2017-07-31, 13:44
        
        re: dunkirk - Funkmon, 2017-07-31, 14:59
        
        re: dunkirk - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 15:40
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Vortech, 2017-07-31, 15:53
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 16:11
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Kermit, 2017-07-31, 21:46
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 22:59
        
        Find me one close to Disney World plz. - Funkmon, 2017-08-01, 04:42
        
        You're gonna have to drive to Alabama / Georgia dude. - Cody Miller, 2017-08-01, 10:02
        
        You're gonna have to drive to Alabama / Georgia dude. - Vortech, 2017-08-01, 13:05
        
        Yep. Haven't visited yet. I also am boycotting Tampa MOSI - Funkmon, 2017-08-02, 04:12
        
        Yep. Haven't visited yet. I also am boycotting Tampa MOSI - Vortech, 2017-08-02, 10:06
        
        I'm also a Disney parks nerd! - Funkmon, 2017-08-02, 14:40
        
        I'm also a Disney parks nerd! - Vortech, 2017-08-02, 15:59
        
        I'm also a Disney parks nerd! - Funkmon, 2017-08-02, 18:57
        
        You're gonna have to drive to Alabama / Georgia dude. - bluerunner, 2017-08-01, 13:25
        
        That's amazing! I'm going to tell this story about you. - Funkmon, 2017-08-02, 04:00
        
        Those are basically Tennessee. Lol! Oh well! Thanks! - Funkmon, 2017-08-02, 04:14
        
        Those are basically Tennessee. Lol! Oh well! Thanks! - bluerunner, 2017-08-02, 05:24
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 12:36
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 12:51
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Vortech, 2017-08-01, 13:00
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 13:18
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Vortech, 2017-08-01, 13:33
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 14:41
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Cody Miller, 2017-08-01, 14:55
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 18:26
        
        Enjoy the OmnIMAX experience! - Vortech, 2017-08-02, 10:48
        
        Hmm... - Claude Errera, 2017-08-01, 15:03
        
        Hmm... - Cody Miller, 2017-08-01, 15:13
        
        Hmm... - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 18:24
        
        Hmm... - Cody Miller, 2017-08-01, 18:34
        
        Hmm... - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 18:49
        
        Hmm... - Cody Miller, 2017-08-01, 19:03
        
        Hmm... - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 19:13
        
        Hmm... - Cody Miller, 2017-08-01, 19:19
        
        Hmm... - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 19:31
        
        Hmm... - Cody Miller, 2017-08-01, 19:40
        
        Hmm... - Kermit, 2017-08-01, 21:08
        
        Hmm... - Avateur, 2017-08-01, 22:08
        
        Hmm... - Cody Miller, 2017-08-02, 18:03
        
        Hmm... - Vortech, 2017-08-02, 12:38
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-31, 12:30
        
        When did D2 work begin? When did HDR/WCG(4K) hit the tracks? - Pyromancy, 2017-07-31, 13:08
        
        D2 - March 2014? HDR10 - August 2015? - Pyromancy, 2017-08-01, 22:43
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 13:15
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-31, 13:41
        
        The downsampling isn't for fun - ZackDark, 2017-07-31, 14:24
        
        The downsampling isn't for fun - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 14:29
        
        The downsampling isn't for fun - uberfoop, 2017-07-31, 18:26
        
        The downsampling isn't for fun - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 19:15
        
        The downsampling isn't for fun - uberfoop, 2017-07-31, 21:52
        
        The downsampling isn't for fun - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 23:14
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - CruelLEGACEY, 2017-07-31, 16:52
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 16:56
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-31, 17:42
        
        HDR, perhaps not a big deal now but it will be. - cheapLEY, 2017-07-31, 17:57
    - Just to note, there is an "HDR Format" war happening. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-29, 17:05
      - Just to note, there is an "HDR Format" war happening. - DEEP_NNN, 2017-07-29, 18:16
- Not to me. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-29, 11:33
  - Not to me. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-29, 15:23
    - Not to me. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-29, 16:47
      - Not to me. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-29, 18:05
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-29, 18:16
        
        Not to me. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-29, 18:42
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-29, 19:12
        
        Not to me. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-29, 20:13
        
        Not to me. - Kahzgul, 2017-07-30, 11:04
        
        Not to me. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-30, 12:12
        
        Not to me. - Claude Errera, 2017-07-30, 12:45
        
        Heh. (ﾟ⊿ﾟ) - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-30, 14:05
        
        Not to me. - Kahzgul, 2017-07-30, 17:51
        
        Not to me. - Yapok, 2017-07-30, 18:24
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-30, 18:24
        
        Not to me. - cheapLEY, 2017-07-30, 19:25
        
        Not to me. - dogcow, 2017-08-02, 06:45
        
        Not to me. - Kahzgul, 2017-07-31, 02:32
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 07:27
        
        Or they could just sell 2 different games. - Vortech, 2017-07-31, 10:58
        
        Not to me. - Kahzgul, 2017-07-31, 18:46
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 19:09
        
        Not to me. - Kahzgul, 2017-08-02, 09:58
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-08-02, 10:08
        
        Not to me. - Kahzgul, 2017-08-02, 23:23
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-08-03, 02:24
        
        Not to me. - Kahzgul, 2017-08-04, 20:30
        
        One million times this ^ - narcogen, 2017-07-30, 19:44
        
        I have to dissent here. - Harmanimus, 2017-07-30, 21:40
        
        I have to dissent here. - Kahzgul, 2017-07-31, 02:31
        
        I have to dissent here. - Harmanimus, 2017-07-31, 10:33
        
        Could weapon mod properties be separately tuned for PvP/PvE? - Pyromancy, 2017-07-30, 18:13
        
        Not to me. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-29, 20:25
        
        Not to me. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-29, 21:13
        
        Not to me. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-29, 22:48
        
        Not to me. - Yapok, 2017-07-30, 05:20
        
        Not to me. - Yapok, 2017-07-30, 07:02
        
        There we go. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-30, 07:32
        
        There we go. - Avateur, 2017-07-30, 10:54
        
        Along these lines. RIP Pocket Infinity - Robot Chickens, 2017-07-30, 07:56
        
        Along these lines. RIP Pocket Infinity - Yapok, 2017-07-30, 08:04
        
        Along these lines. RIP Pocket Infinity - Kahzgul, 2017-07-30, 17:58
        
        Along these lines. RIP Pocket Infinity - Ragashingo, 2017-07-30, 08:10
        
        Along these lines. RIP Pocket Infinity - Yapok, 2017-07-30, 08:13
        
        It was a lot like Lord of Wolves with a bit more range - Robot Chickens, 2017-07-30, 08:19
        
        Along these lines. RIP Pocket Infinity - ZackDark, 2017-07-30, 13:23
        
        Along these lines. RIP Pocket Infinity - Harmanimus, 2017-07-30, 17:28
        
        Not to me. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-30, 08:07
        
        Not to me. - Yapok, 2017-07-30, 08:11
        
        Oh, I know what he was asking. - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-30, 10:20
        
        What am I about? - Vortech, 2017-07-30, 11:27
        
        What am I about? - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-30, 12:03
        
        Good news for D2 then - Kahzgul, 2017-07-30, 11:10
        
        Not to me. - Cody Miller, 2017-07-30, 14:29
        
        Indeed. All good ones. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-30, 15:07
        
        Indeed. All good ones. - ZackDark, 2017-07-30, 18:36
        
        The problem that resulted in HoW shotgun PvE buff. - Funkmon, 2017-07-30, 04:17
- A lot of disappointing answers in Bungie's AMA... - Cody Miller, 2017-07-29, 16:09
- If the beta is any indicator, less dialog is good. - ProbablyLast, 2017-07-31, 05:47
  - + 1 million - CruelLEGACEY, 2017-07-31, 09:58
  - Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - cheapLEY, 2017-07-31, 11:52
    - Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Korny, 2017-07-31, 12:04
      - Congrats being the least funny thing Cheapley has ever heard - Funkmon, 2017-07-31, 14:58
    - Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Vortech, 2017-07-31, 16:02
      - Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Ragashingo, 2017-07-31, 16:38
        
        Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - ZackDark, 2017-07-31, 16:50
        
        it's a logical abbreviation, though - Harmanimus, 2017-07-31, 16:56
        
        Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Cody Miller, 2017-07-31, 17:01
        
        Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Vortech, 2017-08-01, 13:13
    - Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Kahzgul, 2017-07-31, 18:49
    - Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Korny, 2017-08-02, 08:42
      - Why, you don't want to hear about Vex milk? - Cody Miller, 2017-08-02, 09:08
        
        LOL! - Kermit, 2017-08-02, 09:23
      - Serious Donald Duck syndrome - Robot Chickens, 2017-08-02, 15:00
        
        Serious Donald Duck syndrome - Korny, 2017-08-04, 14:19
        
        What... did I just read? LOL. - INSANEdrive, 2017-08-04, 14:53
        
        Just like Cortana, he's completely naked, but has no bits! - Korny, 2017-08-04, 22:09
  - But what if... - ManKitten, 2017-07-31, 12:18
    - He already does this, though... - CyberKN, 2017-07-31, 12:24
      - He already does this, though... - ManKitten, 2017-07-31, 12:29
    - THAT. WAS. AWFUL. - Ragashingo, 2017-07-31, 13:39
  - I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING! ...er... "Hey! Listen!" - INSANEdrive, 2017-07-31, 18:49

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