And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. (Destiny)
What will happen (again, in theory), if my connection is bad?
Paul: If your connection is bad, we'll be giving you even more reasons to improve it. Expect to lose fights a lot more often, even if you think you shot first or escaped behind cover in time. Things will get much better once you fix your connection, but at least you'll receive fewer angry messages in the meantime.
EDITI'm sure this is meant largely in jest, but it's pretty condescending. We'll give you more reasons to improve it. Fix your connection, Narc! Fix yours, Up North!
I hope this doesn't change how the game plays for us plebs with connections we just aren't willing to fix. If only I had some more reasons to fix my connection, I'd be able to come up with the extra $50 a month for internet. If only my friend I play with in Prague had more reasons to improve his connection, he'd move to Paris for a lower ping. Thank you, Bingle.
Honestly I'd blame the community on this one before I'd blame Bungie. They've been begging since day one: "Bingle fix yer shit" when it comes to lag.
Complete thread:
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 21:09
- #thab - Xenos, 2016-02-04, 21:18
- I honestly thought all of those were jokes - ZackDark, 2016-02-04, 21:28
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-04, 21:36
- Exactly my thought. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-04, 21:41
- You just need more reasons! - Funkmon, 2016-02-04, 21:45
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 21:54
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-04, 21:59
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 22:20
- Turns out, I don't care enough to talk about this. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-04, 22:24
- Apathy Wins! - CyberKN, 2016-02-04, 22:31
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-04, 22:31
- You first. -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 22:33
- no u - CyberKN, 2016-02-04, 22:36
- I think many of us are guilty of this from time to time -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-04, 23:10
- I think many of us are guilty of this from time to time -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 00:27
- I think many of us are guilty of this from time to time - narcogen, 2016-02-05, 07:51
- I think many of us are guilty of this from time to time -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 00:27
- You first. -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 22:33
- Turns out, I don't care enough to talk about this. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-04, 22:24
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 22:20
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-04, 21:59
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Shit? -
Up North 65,
2016-02-04, 22:43
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Stuff? -
CyberKN,
2016-02-04, 22:45
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
Up North 65,
2016-02-04, 23:00
- This is how all of these convos go. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-04, 23:06
- Yup. They start with false equivalency. - narcogen, 2016-02-05, 07:27
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 23:22
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
Up North 65,
2016-02-04, 23:26
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-04, 23:32
- Someone ought to be sorry. Paul, perhaps. (rant) - narcogen, 2016-02-05, 07:41
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-04, 23:32
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
rellekh,
2016-02-04, 23:28
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 00:12
- It came out wrong. -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 07:55
- Can someone on Twitter or sth ask Cozmo if this was a joke? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 09:49
- No need, there was clearly no malice or condescension... -
Korny,
2016-02-05, 12:05
- No need, there was clearly no malice or condescension... -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 13:34
- No need, there was clearly no malice or condescension... - Korny, 2016-02-05, 18:30
- No need, there was clearly no malice or condescension... -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 13:34
- No need, there was clearly no malice or condescension... -
Korny,
2016-02-05, 12:05
- Yep, wrong -
Schedonnardus,
2016-02-05, 16:43
- Yep, wrong -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 17:51
- Oh, god. The Pedant in me needs a cigarette. - Vortech, 2016-02-05, 20:17
- Yep, wrong -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-05, 18:27
- My favourite Quik Trip is 2 hours outside of Kansas City -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:51
- In which direction? -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-05, 23:06
- In which direction? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 01:36
- In which direction? -
Claude Errera,
2016-02-06, 05:57
- In which direction? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 20:16
- In which direction? - cheapLEY, 2016-02-06, 20:27
- In which direction? -
Claude Errera,
2016-02-06, 21:50
- In which direction? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-07, 01:09
- In which direction? -
Claude Errera,
2016-02-07, 01:24
- In which direction? - Xenos, 2016-02-07, 02:28
- In which direction? -
Claude Errera,
2016-02-07, 01:24
- In which direction? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-07, 01:09
- In which direction? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 20:16
- In which direction? -
Claude Errera,
2016-02-06, 05:57
- In which direction? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 01:36
- In which direction? -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-05, 23:06
- Bungee does play their dogfood - Vortech, 2016-02-05, 20:18
- Yep, wrong -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-05, 21:01
- Yep, wrong -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-05, 23:08
- Yep, wrong -
Schedonnardus,
2016-02-06, 00:14
- Yep, wrong -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-06, 00:50
- Yep, wrong -
dogcow,
2016-02-06, 02:52
- I don't feel creepy AT ALL. -
Vortech,
2016-02-06, 21:40
- I don't feel creepy AT ALL. -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-06, 22:21
- I don't feel creepy AT ALL. -
Vortech,
2016-02-06, 22:25
- Kinda like those ASMR movies in the other thread. CREEPY - Pyromancy, 2016-02-06, 22:42
- Sounds like they were taken by her trainer - kidtsunami, 2016-02-10, 17:57
- I don't feel creepy AT ALL. -
Vortech,
2016-02-06, 22:25
- I don't feel creepy AT ALL. -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-06, 22:21
- As I suspected... -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-06, 22:40
- As I suspected... - dogcow, 2016-02-07, 02:10
- I don't feel creepy AT ALL. -
Vortech,
2016-02-06, 21:40
- Yep, wrong -
dogcow,
2016-02-06, 02:52
- I'm not sure about Taylor Swift as a role model. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 03:28
- Stop being old. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-06, 03:35
- Aren't you supposed to be doing your job? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 03:39
- Next you'll tell me I can't drink at work. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-06, 05:12
- Just get the right shelving unit and you'll be fine. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 05:14
- Man, if I could get away with that... - ProbablyLast, 2016-02-06, 08:16
- Just get the right shelving unit and you'll be fine. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 05:14
- Next you'll tell me I can't drink at work. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-06, 05:12
- Aren't you supposed to be doing your job? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 03:39
- I'm not sure about Taylor Swift as a role model. -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-06, 11:44
- I'm not sure about Taylor Swift as a role model. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 17:06
- I'm not sure about Taylor Swift as a role model. -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-06, 19:50
- I'm not sure about Taylor Swift as a role model. - Funkmon, 2016-02-07, 04:39
- I'm not sure about Taylor Swift as a role model. -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-06, 19:50
- I'm not sure about Taylor Swift as a role model. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-06, 17:06
- Next find which song makes them not randomly hate you. -
Vortech,
2016-02-06, 21:51
- I have one, but it's in German. - Funkmon, 2016-02-07, 04:21
- Stop being old. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-06, 03:35
- Yep, wrong -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-06, 00:50
- Yep, wrong -
Schedonnardus,
2016-02-06, 00:14
- Yep, wrong -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-05, 23:08
- My favourite Quik Trip is 2 hours outside of Kansas City -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:51
- Yep, wrong -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 17:51
- Can someone on Twitter or sth ask Cozmo if this was a joke? -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 09:49
- It came out wrong. -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 07:55
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 00:12
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
Up North 65,
2016-02-04, 23:26
- I honestly think you won't notice too much - Kahzgul, 2016-02-06, 20:21
- This is how all of these convos go. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-04, 23:06
- Sorry if this comes out wrong -
Up North 65,
2016-02-04, 23:00
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Shit? -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 22:54
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Shit? -
dogcow,
2016-02-05, 02:26
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Shit? -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 07:43
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Shit? - dogcow, 2016-02-05, 19:02
- Check your bandwidth math again...... -
Schedonnardus,
2016-02-05, 17:42
- Fix your internet - Blackt1g3r, 2016-02-05, 17:48
- Check your bandwidth math again...... -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:06
- Check your bandwidth math again...... -
Schedonnardus,
2016-02-05, 18:11
- Check your bandwidth math again...... -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:24
- Check your bandwidth math again...... - CyberKN, 2016-02-05, 21:39
- Check your bandwidth math again...... -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:24
- Check your bandwidth math again...... -
Schedonnardus,
2016-02-05, 18:11
- Check your bandwidth math again...... - dogcow, 2016-02-05, 18:50
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Shit? -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 07:43
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Shit? -
dogcow,
2016-02-05, 02:26
- Can't have it both ways unfortunately. -
Xenos,
2016-02-05, 00:35
- I honestly considered Destiny the most middle-ground of MMs -
ZackDark,
2016-02-05, 01:08
- I honestly considered Destiny the most middle-ground of MMs -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 13:41
- I honestly considered Destiny the most middle-ground of MMs - Cody Miller, 2016-02-05, 16:28
- I honestly considered Destiny the most middle-ground of MMs -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 13:41
- Can't have it both ways unfortunately. -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 07:50
- Can't have it both ways unfortunately. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 09:22
- Getting it BOTH WAYS - narcogen, 2016-02-05, 13:44
- Can't have it both ways unfortunately. - Xenos, 2016-02-05, 14:08
- Can't have it both ways unfortunately. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 09:22
- I honestly considered Destiny the most middle-ground of MMs -
ZackDark,
2016-02-05, 01:08
- My confession -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 17:34
- My confession -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:11
- My confession -
Cody Miller,
2016-02-05, 18:19
- Sounds like you need a networking expert. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:43
- I can explain. -
Vortech,
2016-02-05, 20:23
- Space Magic 1.0 - CyberKN, 2016-02-05, 20:28
- I can explain. -
Vortech,
2016-02-05, 20:23
- My confession - Xenos, 2016-02-05, 18:53
- Sounds like you need a networking expert. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:43
- Wireless is just bad -
someotherguy,
2016-02-05, 19:03
- Wireless is just bad - Funkmon, 2016-02-05, 19:20
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm fine topping out at 450Mbps - kidtsunami, 2016-02-08, 12:18
- You're not accounting for wifi interference. -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-05, 19:14
- You're not accounting for wifi interference. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 19:26
- You're not accounting for wifi interference. - CruelLEGACEY, 2016-02-05, 19:32
- You're not accounting for wifi interference. -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 19:26
- My confession -
Cody Miller,
2016-02-05, 18:19
- My confession -
someotherguy,
2016-02-05, 18:57
- My confession -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 19:43
- My confession -
someotherguy,
2016-02-05, 23:36
- My confession -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-06, 03:22
- My confession -
Kermit,
2016-02-06, 08:20
- My confession -
dogcow,
2016-02-06, 12:13
- +1 - Kermit, 2016-02-08, 14:21
- My confession -
dogcow,
2016-02-06, 12:13
- My confession -
Kermit,
2016-02-06, 08:20
- My confession -
cheapLEY,
2016-02-06, 03:22
- My confession -
someotherguy,
2016-02-05, 23:36
- My confession -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 19:43
- My confession - Ragashingo, 2016-02-06, 00:05
- My confession -
Kahzgul,
2016-02-07, 19:38
- My confession -
dogcow,
2016-02-08, 14:04
- My confession -
Kahzgul,
2016-02-08, 14:08
- My confession -
dogcow,
2016-02-08, 14:56
- My confession - Kahzgul, 2016-02-08, 22:13
- My confession -
dogcow,
2016-02-08, 14:56
- My confession -
Kahzgul,
2016-02-08, 14:08
- My confession -
dogcow,
2016-02-08, 14:04
- My confession -
Funkmon,
2016-02-05, 18:11
- Bingle now wants me to fix my Stuff? -
CyberKN,
2016-02-04, 22:45
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. -
Xenos,
2016-02-05, 00:37
- And that's the last time Funkmon plays Iron Banner. - Funkmon, 2016-02-05, 00:41
- Maybe I don't know enough about American Internet -
someotherguy,
2016-02-05, 12:00
- Maybe I don't know enough about American Internet -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 13:37
- I had no idea. TIL. -
someotherguy,
2016-02-05, 14:29
- I had no idea. TIL. -
Xenos,
2016-02-05, 14:30
- I had no idea. TIL. -
bluerunner,
2016-02-05, 14:51
- I had no idea. TIL. -
Xenos,
2016-02-05, 15:00
- I'm lucky -
Blackt1g3r,
2016-02-05, 15:12
- I'm lucky -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 15:23
- I'm lucky -
Blackt1g3r,
2016-02-05, 16:25
- I'm lucky -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 16:39
- I'm lucky -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 16:41
- I'm lucky -
Blackt1g3r,
2016-02-05, 17:34
- You are lucky! - Kermit, 2016-02-05, 18:20
- I'm lucky -
Blackt1g3r,
2016-02-05, 17:34
- I'm lucky -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 16:41
- I'm lucky -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 16:39
- I'm lucky -
Blackt1g3r,
2016-02-05, 16:25
- Metro Detroit: 3mbps ATT @ $30. 10mbps Comcast @ $30 - Funkmon, 2016-02-05, 15:30
- I'm lucky - Ragashingo, 2016-02-05, 16:22
- I'm lucky -
Kermit,
2016-02-05, 15:23
- I'm lucky -
Blackt1g3r,
2016-02-05, 15:12
- I had no idea. TIL. -
Xenos,
2016-02-05, 15:00
- I had no idea. TIL. -
bluerunner,
2016-02-05, 14:51
- I had no idea. TIL. -
Xenos,
2016-02-05, 14:30
- I had no idea. TIL. -
someotherguy,
2016-02-05, 14:29
- Alnetworks de Tocqueville -
Vortech,
2016-02-05, 20:30
- Netocracy in America - Funkmon, 2016-02-06, 01:39
- Maybe I don't know enough about American Internet -
narcogen,
2016-02-05, 13:37
- Exactly my thought. -
ProbablyLast,
2016-02-04, 21:41
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition - CruelLEGACEY, 2016-02-04, 21:47
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition -
Cody Miller,
2016-02-04, 21:49
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition - Funkmon, 2016-02-04, 22:03
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-04, 22:15
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition - Ragashingo, 2016-02-04, 22:32
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition -
squidnh3,
2016-02-04, 22:28
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-04, 22:40
- Agreed. - Ragashingo, 2016-02-04, 22:42
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition -
CruelLEGACEY,
2016-02-04, 22:40
- This Heek at the Destiny Weekly Upgrade: Ice Breaker Edition - dogcow, 2016-02-04, 22:05
- In my defense, I was in a meeting for the last 1.5 hours. -
CyberKN,
2016-02-04, 22:23
- In my defense, I was in a meeting for the last 1.5 hours. -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 22:34
- In my defense, I was in a meeting for the last 1.5 hours. - Xenos, 2016-02-05, 00:41
- In my defense, I was in a meeting for the last 1.5 hours. -
Ragashingo,
2016-02-04, 22:34
- Ogres... - Mid7night, 2016-02-04, 22:32
- BOOM! Netcodeshot! - Kahzgul, 2016-02-06, 20:16